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Charities that send you money....
January 04, 2019, 05:09 PM
Lord VaalicCharities that send you money....
Seriously... you open the envelope and there are nickels or a dime or something attached.
"With this 10 cents you could change a life!"
Really, so go change someone's life with it instead of mailing it to me. Why would I ever donate to a charity so wasteful and irresponsible with the money they are donated? I have no history of ever sending you money, so its not like I am a good bet to hit up for money or anything.
Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day January 04, 2019, 05:23 PM
2BobTannerFound money.
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January 04, 2019, 07:22 PM
GaryBFI have to admit, it makes me bring the mail inside and open it.....to remove the coin before I throw it away.
January 04, 2019, 07:24 PM
highroundcountGuilt trip.
Me. I'd take the money, add what I could, and donate it to the local humane society.
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January 04, 2019, 08:59 PM
recoatliftThe Human Fund, money for people.
January 04, 2019, 09:29 PM
YooperSigsThe money does not impress me. But I do appreciate the free return address labels.
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January 04, 2019, 09:55 PM
kkinaBuy some ammo.
January 05, 2019, 08:50 AM
EponymI do everything electronically. I mailed 3 letters via USPS (and wrote 2 paper checks) last year. I have more than enough free return labels to last my lifetime.
January 05, 2019, 09:51 PM
mr kablammoI fucking hate the junk mail with coins or medalians in it! Rather than throwing the junk mail in the shredder box I have to open the letter, remove the coin and stick-um, lose valuable minutes, maybe even hours(!) over a lifetime, for unwanted chump change! GRRR!!!
Were it not for decades of practice of Buddhist samatha (tranquilty) meditation then I would be more fucking enraged than the Incredible fucking Hulk discovering that there is no fucking toilet paper after paying his fucking dime for the fucking pay toilet!
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January 06, 2019, 11:42 AM
gpbst3I received a penny with a heart stamped out in the middle. Where the hell do you pay to get a heart stamped into pocket change? How much does that cost.