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Germaphobe Confrontation
November 30, 2018, 06:57 AM
FredwardGermaphobe Confrontation
A couple of years ago I watched an older "hill folk" type in Wal-Mart hawk a huge lugey on the floor. I gently reminded him that spitting lung baloney on there floor was somewhat rude, and I thought I was going to have to fight him. Pretty much I don't go to Walmart anymore. I can find assholes only own, I don't need them grouped for me.
November 30, 2018, 08:33 AM
GeorgeairOr "Sorry, hope you have your TB shot, I'm not yet cleared!"
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November 30, 2018, 12:04 PM
Wasabibillquote:
Originally posted by airsoft guy:
Next time, you say, "Oh yeah, sorry about that, just got back from a tour of Asia. It's like flu season over there too, crazy, right? I was feeling fine, until I got back, had a tickle in my throat since then, some aches and chills. I ejaculated some blood earlier too. Not during intercourse, or masturbation, just sort of all on it's own. It was weird! Anyway, better get some OJ, right, pal?"
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November 30, 2018, 03:39 PM
airsoft guyquote:
Originally posted by sjtill:
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Somebody needs to invent a ASG app so Sigforumites can have access to his witticisms wherever they are
I'd buy that, or "The Little Blue Book of ASG"
Blue as in cursing a blue streak.
I'll allow it. PAY ME. Just a little. A percentage of app sales.
quote:
Originally posted by Will938:
If you don't become a screen writer for comedy movies, then you're an asshole.
November 30, 2018, 04:04 PM
cparktdquote:
Originally posted by Ronin1069:
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I turned my head into my shoulder and coughed into my shirt sleeve.
Which is how restaurant food services teach their employees to cough if they need to unexpectedly.
Yep. Wife has over 30 yr in her food prep job. That is exactly the required method.
If it ain't woke... don't fix it. November 30, 2018, 04:31 PM
jhe888Don't worry, the 'bola isn't airborne.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. December 01, 2018, 12:53 AM
46and2I'm pretty sure they were asking to be coughed on.
'Cause that's how you actually get coughed on.
December 01, 2018, 03:59 AM
Rey HRHquote:
Originally posted by V-Tail:
The cashiers at Aldi are super fast, scanning items and depositing them into the customer's shopping cart. They usually try to put some of my groceries in the fold-out child seating area of my shopping cart.
I tell them, "Please do not put my food on the seat where babies with poopy diapers sit."
I'm really kind of surprised that the county Health Department does not put a stop to this.
Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
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December 01, 2018, 04:26 AM
sns3guppyquote:
Originally posted by Kevmo:
That said, as I rounded the corner into the coffee aisle, both hands steering my cart, I had to cough...not a huge hacking cough, just a tickle in my throat. I turned my head into my shoulder and coughed into my shirt sleeve. As I did this I passed 2 guys, in their 20's maybe early 30's and one of the exclaimed very loudly "why dont you just cough in my face!).
I'm afraid I'd have coughed in his face at that point. After all, he did invite.
December 01, 2018, 05:16 PM
MikeinNCshoulda just winked at him....
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KevinCWquote:
Originally posted by 911Boss:
Depending on my level of surliness, when the snowflake replied “Why don’t you just cough in my face” I may have seen it as a request and complied, followed up with “Yer welcome bitch”
"Well stay close by so I can next time if you wish."
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