|Savor the limelight|
Yes but think of the fun you're going to have when the kid gets married and you show all the pics of the bloopers he made growing up..
|Not really from Vienna|
Maybe he wanted it to be a surprise!
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."
That'll buff out.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
After two times, I got tired of backing into my garage, into my reloading bench. Ouch, right rear taillight assembly at $150 each. I got one of those horse play balls and hung it from the ceiling. It bounces off my rear window when I'm too close to the bench.
|On the DL|
I had never heard of a "horse play ball." Googled, found them on Amazon.
I have seen your solution but with a plain old cheap tennis ball.
A mind is a terrible thing.
|Fighting the good fight|
My big dog (nearly a horse) loves them too.
|Unapologetic Old |
Things you never thought you'd have to say... Then you have kids
Tell me stop before I hit something
You have to put on clean underwear after taking a shower....
- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
Pointless Dent Repair should be able to push that out for far, far less than $1,000.
I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown
When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham
Liberalism is a failure to find pathways to intelligence in your brain. - David Lawrence
|His Royal Hiney|
that was just plain unexpected and outright funny.
"It did not really matter what we expected from life, but rather what life expected from us. We needed to stop asking about the meaning of life, and instead to think of ourselves as those who were being questioned by life – daily and hourly. Our answer must consist not in talk and meditation, but in right action and in right conduct. Life ultimately means taking the responsibility to find the right answer to its problems and to fulfill the tasks which it constantly sets for each individual." Viktor Frankl, Man's Search for Meaning, 1946.
Actually, you don't have to. Your job as dad is to explain it to them. Then they can do as they please.
But if you put your dirty underies back on, you didn't take the shower.
Unhappy ammo seeker
|Savor the limelight|
Half of the bill is for painting because it's white pearl. The scratch goes to bare metal. That plastic rail cap needs to come off for painting and they tend to break, so that's another $160.
I wish it had been the taillight. Heck, I wish it happened two years ago when I could have bought a whole new take off bed for $1,000. I can get a brand new 2017 take off bed with taillights for $1,000, but it won't fit with out modification and it won't match the cab.
I'm going to explain to him that this will be his truck in 5 years and if he doesn't want a POS, he'd better start taking care of it now.
|The Unmanned Writer|
Nah - just turn them inside out.
Trapper, was he on his phone texting or recording you?
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
He probably did not understand your instructions
Escape is not always the safest path.
|Savor the limelight|
LOL! I'm not raising millennials here. I'd slap him into next week if I caught him doing that.
Here's a decent solution to garage parking. I used the tennis balls before but having to place them kinda low hanging to hit my windshield in the middle of the garage, plus when the car wasn't in the garage I inadvertently ripped it down one night when I ran into it in a hurry, I purchased this as a solution. First off, it goes up in the front of the garage and doesn't hang from the roof, plus it has two LED lights that blink brightly at day/night when you hit the fiberglass mounting rod. When I tap it and the LED's alert, I just place my car in neutral and let it slowly roll a tad back to let the pole stabilize and the LED's will stop blinking. I've had mine now for over a year and the LED's still flash on the same battery. In the photo you can see I marked the floor with a marker in case the signal gets bumped and I can replace it back to the ideal location for my car. For a pick-up I see they have a taller pole mount but I'd suppose that you could raise it on a small box or foundation if you didn't want to pay the up-charge for the longer pole. I can't tell you how many times I've saved my front bumper from hitting the storage box in front of my car in the garage. At night, it's the perfect ticket! Here's a link with a video and my photo of the base I marked on the floor for orientation.
>>>>LINK LED Stop Sign For Garage Parking
Regards, Will G.
|Get Off My Lawn|
"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?"- Ellen Ripley, Aliens, 1986
Say, that's clever! Will have to remember that, a new one on me.
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I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself
I tried a tennis ball, but it is not loud enough. I usually see the tennis balls in use where people park front-in in the garage. You can see it hitting your front windshield. The horse ball makes a nice hollow "thunk thunk" and gets my attention, when I am not looking at it.
from the abyss
Back up cameras are the best things ever invented.
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy." Winston Churchill
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