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...i'd just like to snatch it off his head.
 Hey, hair boy! Don't you know uncle Stepapootymousesinabuick back home in Greece has lost his eyebrows? AND his knucklebrows? Send some home.....you selfish bastage. |
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I'd like to see it catch on fire on live TV. Maybe one of his more hostile guests could bring some pyrotechnics to the studio.
"Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smokewagon and see what happens... " Wyatt Earp in Tombstone |
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HA!  |
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you think he's dreamy and you know it
 1. Safety , 2. Situational awareness, 3. Proficiency It's like we need a Declaration of Dependance. |
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I'd like to smack him repeatedly upside the head with a twenty pound halibut. If only fresh water was available 2 ten pound channel catfish would do. Actually...that would be even better cause I could hold one in each hand and just smack him silly. |
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Fresh or frozen? |
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Fresh...preferably actually alive and pissed off...maybe it would bite him?
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and in this "halibut fest" are you both wearing speedo trunks and drinking apricot mojitoes ?
1. Safety , 2. Situational awareness, 3. Proficiency It's like we need a Declaration of Dependance. |
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Noooooo...that was your dream......  In mine he is dressed in a three piece suit exiting a limo and I suddenly appear out of the faceless crowd and start smacking him silly with 10 pound channel catfish in each hand while screaming.... "You knew....you smarmy little bastard! You knew but you did not have the guts to speak up! DIE! Yuppie Scum!" (smackety smackety thump thump oh! help me! smackety smackety thump thump thump........smackety.......thump thump...) Don't move...you lying bastage....I've got some fish left and I am not afraid to use them.... |
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Channel cats are too good for him . Go with a nice large flathead
or a sack of those really ugly yeller bullheads! |
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Them Channel Cats are just plain FUGLY!
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Been in the same room as that clown. He needs the bigger hair to help make him look taller. He's a freaking midget!
Catholics, we're not here for a long time. We're here for a good time! |
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At least it's not shinola brown like Bob Costas' hair.
SiG 228 (x2), Mosquito (228 Rocks!) _______________________________ "Does this gun make me look fat"? Why do they say "is he known to carry any weapons"? like it is a bad thing? |
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No, No, No, No. If you're gonna slap him around with Pisces, let me recommend the Asian Carp. A bigger, slimier fish does not exist in this universe. and, after all, he deserves the very best.
"Only the Dead Have Seen an End to War" Plato. |
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