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You know how you can open a bag of chips by pulling the sides apart? Well WTF do you do when the FUCKING bottom opens up and dumps FUCKING chips all over the FUCKING floor??? I'm punching Staci in the bagel for this shit... NRA Life Member "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Teddy Roosevelt | ||
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My apologies. I got crumbs everywhere NRA Life Member "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Teddy Roosevelt | |||
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I keep scissors handy, Every damn bag I want to open in the kitchen either does that or has a stupid strip you're supposed to tear off. I can't get my fingers to grip tight enough so I scissors those off too. Of course, in a year or two I'll need scissors with bigger finger holes to get my big ass ugly knuckles in. | |||
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My wife is discouraged from opening any bag we may want to just use a partial amount of, like chips. Even she acknowledges that there is about a 95% chance of her ripping it down the side. It's something we have both just adjusted to. She just calls me in, pretty much the same way as one might for opening a pickle jar or something. If I am not there, she has learned to just use scissors. | |||
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What's your number? NRA Life Member "Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Teddy Roosevelt | |||
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Imagine trying to open a chip bag that was filled at sea level and has inflated like a "Get Well" balloon when it got shipped to Denver. LOL ______________________________________________ Aeronautics confers beauty and grandeur, combining art and science for those who devote themselves to it. . . . The aeronaut, free in space, sailing in the infinite, loses himself in the immense undulations of nature. He climbs, he rises, he soars, he reigns, he hurtles the proud vault of the azure sky. — Georges Besançon | |||
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Personally, I like that. It keeps more chips from being broken during handling. ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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I don't buy chips much, but I slice the top off. This also allows me to pop the top edges in the foodSaver and reseal them, I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm. | |||
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