Bob Ross Paintings?

Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put on K.P.

And if you doooooo, and if you dooooooooo, and if you dooooooooooooo need to use an abbreviation, spell it out the first time.