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Spilling a bottle of Dykem Layout Fluid in your lap.

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October 09, 2018, 09:05 AM
myrottiety
Spilling a bottle of Dykem Layout Fluid in your lap.
Working on some gun parts trying to mark them. Spilled half a bottle of layout fluid in my lap.

There was no way to get to shower fast enough. Literally: Blue Balls.

I look like I had relations with a smurf.




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October 09, 2018, 10:26 AM
BigSwede
Pics or it..... nevermind. Sucks to be you Big Grin



October 09, 2018, 10:54 AM
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Link to original video: https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc
October 09, 2018, 03:11 PM
henryaz
 
I spilled a bottle of red on the front porch while using it to mark my reloads for recovery at a match. Not much will take it out of concrete, but acetone is supposed to be what to use on other surfaces. Wife covered it up with a couple of cinder blocks.
 
October 09, 2018, 04:53 PM
BigWhup
I wouldn't put acetone on my...well, you know!!
October 09, 2018, 06:25 PM
Fredward
So, was Smurfette any good? Big Grin
October 10, 2018, 08:34 AM
kz1000



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October 10, 2018, 02:33 PM
myrottiety
quote:
Originally posted by Fredward:
So, was Smurfette any good? Big Grin


My wife was on the phone with her mom. Went down stairs and whipped it out. Should have seen her face. Big Grin




Train how you intend to Fight

Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.
October 11, 2018, 01:23 PM
thunderson
Look on the bright side...if any of your wife's friends are getting married and need something blue you've got 'em covered!

Did you tell your wife the fabled condition is real and you need extra attention until the color goes back to normal?



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October 12, 2018, 12:26 AM
XLT
Blue Dykem ? is that an unhappy lesbian?
October 12, 2018, 03:54 PM
vulrath
Dykem is a brand of layout fluid. You brush it on the metal, let it dry, then use a tool to scratch whatever markings you need into the top of the part. It's a mainstay of the machining trades.

This is part of the reason why I keep a healthy supply of Sharpies around. For my relatively minimal metalworking needs it's cheaper and simpler because I always have other uses for permanent markers and it's really quite difficult to give myself literally blue balls. Razz


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October 12, 2018, 03:57 PM
Ryanp225
Are you married? You could have a lot of fun messing with the Mrs.
"Honey! Does this look OK to you or should I call someone?" Wink
October 15, 2018, 10:07 PM
flesheatingvirus
Made me think of this scene:




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-- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. --
October 20, 2018, 02:49 AM
striker1
quote:
Originally posted by vulrath:
Dykem is a brand of layout fluid. You brush it on the metal, let it dry, then use a tool to scratch whatever markings you need into the top of the part. It's a mainstay of the machining trades.

This is part of the reason why I keep a healthy supply of Sharpies around. For my relatively minimal metalworking needs it's cheaper and simpler because I always have other uses for permanent markers and it's really quite difficult to give myself literally blue balls. Razz


Ditto.



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October 20, 2018, 07:55 AM
pbslinger
It'll wear off. Oh, you're married.
October 21, 2018, 09:43 PM
pbslinger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqZHdjoxPP8