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June 27, 2017, 10:25 AM
Gustofer
Half sheet paper towels
Let's be honest, though, they are not half sheets. If they were, I wouldn't have a rant because I could simply use two.

No, they are about 3/5 sheets. Too small to do anything with and too large to use two and you end up wasting them.

Dammit! Just give me back my full sheet paper towels.


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June 27, 2017, 10:32 AM
PHPaul
Brand?

We usually get the 1/2 sheet Bounty and find the 1/2 sheet size is good for a lot of small tasks.

I also use them in the garage/shop and wind up tearing off about 3 feet worth when I need a Wet Cleanup On Aisle Three...




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June 27, 2017, 10:38 AM
ARMT Guy
quote:
Originally posted by PHPaul:
Brand?

We usually get the 1/2 sheet Bounty and find the 1/2 sheet size is good for a lot of small tasks.

I also use them in the garage/shop and wind up tearing off about 3 feet worth when I need a Wet Cleanup On Aisle Three...


Same here.

I love the Bounty half sheet rolls.




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June 27, 2017, 10:39 AM
sourdough44
Yep, just use 3 of those 'shorties'.
June 27, 2017, 10:46 AM
tatortodd
I was really glad when Kirkland switched to half sheets. Previously, they were more like 1.25 sheets and more jobs seemed to need a half than a whole.



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June 27, 2017, 10:52 AM
Paten
Can't you just buy the full sheet paper towels instead? They still sell them.
June 27, 2017, 10:55 AM
Gustofer
I buy in bulk from Costco. They stopped selling the full sheets awhile back. Used to be you could still find them there but not anymore.

Bastards. Mad


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June 27, 2017, 11:13 AM
Johnny 3eagles
+1

Really loved the full sheet Kirkland brand paper towels.



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June 27, 2017, 11:13 AM
Georgeair
Rough Kleenex size is about it.



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June 27, 2017, 11:23 AM
HRK
funny I was complaining to the wife about the full sheet towels she bought at the grocery when we were out of the 1/2 sheet kirkland towels between costco runs.

Felt like you ended up burning through the full sheet rolls in no time..
June 27, 2017, 11:35 AM
sreding
I HATE the full size ones - we use paper towels as napkins - the full size are a complete waste so then I have to tear them in half so they the roll isn't empty in a couple days. I was always replacing the full sheet rolls. Yes - I know - first world problems - having to tear a paper towel in half, but I'd much rather have the option to make a nice clean/easy tear!




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June 27, 2017, 03:45 PM
JeffreyD103
I go to a local restaurant supply store and buy a case of generic c-folds. Perfect size, wayyy cheaper than roll paper towels. Stick a stack in the kitchen, bathroom, office. A case lasts me for several months. And I'm not stingy with paper towels.


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June 27, 2017, 07:10 PM
mod29
quote:
Originally posted by Gustofer:
I buy in bulk from Costco. They stopped selling the full sheets awhile back. Used to be you could still find them there but not anymore.

Bastards. Mad


Yep. I ALWAYS bought the full-size Bounty sheets when I had a choice.
Now, I don't have a choice (at Costco, anyway).

Bastards. Mad
June 28, 2017, 06:34 PM
BurtonRW
1/2 sheet Bounty is all I buy.

How about just sending yours to me? E-mail me for my shipping address.

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June 28, 2017, 08:33 PM
oddball
Hell, I'll often rip a 1/2 sheet in half Smile I'm a thrifty bastard...

I rarely used a full sheet paper towel. The half sheets are perfect for our housebold.



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June 29, 2017, 03:00 AM
2010Challenger
I hate hate hate the "pick a size" paper towels. The full sheet ones are getting harder and harder to find and I was pissed that Costco stopped carrying them. But Costco has stopped carrying a lot of stuff I really liked.
June 29, 2017, 06:08 AM
Skins2881
I hate the stupid select-a-size paper towels. Give me a GD full sized sheet! The Food Lion by my house doesn't sell full sized sheets in their mega packs of bounty. Pisses me off, I then have to decide if it's worth it to me to buy a smaller package with higher cost per unit price or deal with these stupid have sheets.

Bounty if you are listening I have thumbs and forefingers. If I want a half sheet I am fully capable of making my own half sheet!



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June 29, 2017, 06:28 AM
mod29
quote:
Originally posted by 2010Challenger:
I hate hate hate the "pick a size" paper towels. The full sheet ones are getting harder and harder to find and I was pissed that Costco stopped carrying them. But Costco has stopped carrying a lot of stuff I really liked.


Yep, it's a fucking scam!
You have to double-up the pick-a-size to have enough paper towel to do anything, and that is more paper towel than one full-size sheet.

So you end up using more.

It's a conspiracy! Mad
June 29, 2017, 10:00 AM
NK402
Can't believe the number of respondents here who actually prefer half sheets. Count me in with the OP .
June 29, 2017, 12:54 PM
Anush
quote:
Can't believe the number of respondents here who actually prefer half sheets. Count me in with the OP .


+1

At least Costco still has full width Charmin. Hate the skinny Charmin at grocery stores.


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