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Voice mails from Morgan Stanley on my cellphone!
February 16, 2021, 05:01 PM
clubleaf206Voice mails from Morgan Stanley on my cellphone!
I just called the number for the SECOND TIME to explain to “Ivy” that I do NOT own any stock, my name is NOT “Chris Koop”, I have had this cellphone number for years and I want my number removed from their call list!
Jeezoman!
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"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
February 16, 2021, 05:16 PM
Skins2881Calm down Mr. Koop.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis February 16, 2021, 05:31 PM
Mars_AttacksTell them to sell it all and put in into gamestop.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
February 16, 2021, 05:32 PM
clubleaf206quote:
Originally posted by Skins2881:
Calm down Mr. Koop.
Now that's funny, right there, you don't laugh at that then there's something wrong with you.
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"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
February 16, 2021, 05:35 PM
clubleaf206quote:
Originally posted by Mars_Attacks:
Tell them to sell it all and put in into gamestop.
Well, Ivy's grasp of English is somewhat "tenuous", if you catch my meaning.
This is a real thing, by the way, Morgan Stanley really is contacting stockholders in Eaton Somethingorother about a buyout or something.
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"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
February 16, 2021, 06:16 PM
LS1 GTOTell her you'll sell all 400,000 shares but she'll need to send the check to Clubleaf because Mr. Koop was the name you used while at All Saints Hospital helping Nurse Jackie.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime
February 16, 2021, 06:34 PM
parabellumMorgan Stanley? The porn actress? No, wait, my mistake.
February 16, 2021, 08:48 PM
clubleaf206quote:
Originally posted by parabellum:
Morgan Stanley? The porn actress? No, wait, my mistake.
Hmmm, maybe I didn’t hear correctly. Morgan Fairchild? Morgan Freeman? Harry Morgan?
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"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
February 18, 2021, 06:32 AM
FredwardMy phone has an option to screen out any callers not in my address book. It's very useful for maintaining blood pressure levels. Or, you could answer, "Al salaam alikim", but you may get an unexpected response.
February 18, 2021, 11:50 AM
LoboGunLeatherMy current favorites are the callers speaking Chinese. Much more entertaining than the vehicle warranty calls or health insurance scams.
Retired holster maker.
Retired police chief.
Formerly Sergeant, US Army Airborne Infantry, Pathfinders
February 18, 2021, 12:03 PM
HRKJust tell her "thanks for calling I've been trying to reach you about your vehicles warranty, have you got a minute?"