I have been told English is a tough language to learn. However, if you are going to sell your product here, at least try.
I’ll go first with this handheld shower head holder for my elderly in-law that arrived today:
Space Aluminum. Very nice.
End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
|The Joy Maker|
Engrish is the best, don't you dare take that away from me, regulating instructions and shit.
|Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes|
"The new shower community rookie"
WTF Too funny
“There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
― Frank Zappa
All your bathe are belong to us.
Set the controls for the heart of the Sun.
Don't make fun man, some of us are still trying to figure out theses newfangled contraptions. Any clue what the 'H' and 'C' means on the knobs?
Sic Semper Tyrannis
|His diet consists of black|
coffee, and sarcasm.
As best as I can remember it, the owner's manual for my Suzuki motorcycle in the early 1980s had this to say about the main fuse: "The fuse is behind the left side cover. If the fuse blows there is a fuse, a 15-amp fuse." I remember shit like that from over 30 years ago, but not where I put something a moment ago.
They probably used Google translate.
On a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.
That was my first guess, it looks like a text run through a translation program
"Yidn, shreibt un fershreibt"
"The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
Instructor at the union school I attended used to go nuts over an electrical schematic of a Toshiba (York branded) variable frequency drive.
He was triggered by the fuse labeled FU2......problem was its the only fuse in that particular system. "These aholes are making fun of us Americans!!!"
America, Land of the Free - because of the Brave
My new 1966 Honda CB450 instruction book advised me to start out in Row gear.
"Never have sympathy for insurance companies...the sons of bitches don't deserve it." - Attorney friend.
|Now and Zen|
I once built a plastic model kit of a ‘Chance Vote Corsatr’. It made mention of fuselarge halves.
"....imitate the action of the Tiger."
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