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I have been told English is a tough language to learn. However, if you are going to sell your product here, at least try.

I’ll go first with this handheld shower head holder for my elderly in-law that arrived today:

 
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Space Aluminum. Very nice.


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Engrish is the best, don't you dare take that away from me, regulating instructions and shit.



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"The new shower community rookie"

WTF Too funny


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All your bathe are belong to us.




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"The new shower community rookie"

WTF Too funny


Don't make fun man, some of us are still trying to figure out theses newfangled contraptions. Any clue what the 'H' and 'C' means on the knobs?



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As best as I can remember it, the owner's manual for my Suzuki motorcycle in the early 1980s had this to say about the main fuse: "The fuse is behind the left side cover. If the fuse blows there is a fuse, a 15-amp fuse." I remember shit like that from over 30 years ago, but not where I put something a moment ago. Roll Eyes
 
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They probably used Google translate.



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They probably used Google translate.


That was my first guess, it looks like a text run through a translation program
 
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ROR


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Instructor at the union school I attended used to go nuts over an electrical schematic of a Toshiba (York branded) variable frequency drive.

He was triggered by the fuse labeled FU2......problem was its the only fuse in that particular system. "These aholes are making fun of us Americans!!!"

Priceless.



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As best as I can remember it, the owner's manual for my Suzuki motorcycle in the early 1980s had this to say about the main fuse: "The fuse is behind the left side cover. If the fuse blows there is a fuse, a 15-amp fuse." I remember shit like that from over 30 years ago, but not where I put something a moment ago. Roll Eyes


My new 1966 Honda CB450 instruction book advised me to start out in Row gear.


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I once built a plastic model kit of a ‘Chance Vote Corsatr’. It made mention of fuselarge halves.


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