|Drill Here, Drill Now|
That was hysterical. Thx for sharing.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer.
|Quit staring at my wife's Butt|
My wife cuts me off when we are just walking together, I swear she can't walk in a straight line. I try and be a gentlemen and always let her go first but she won't move ahead and just hovers. very annoying.
|Legalize the Constitution|
No, every time I turn around my wife has gone off and left me while I’m browsing in some aisle like I’ve never been in a store before.
I just get up every day and don’t let the old man in.
- Clint Eastwood
Yes. On top of that, when we are walking side-by-side on a sidewalk, she creeps over and forces me to step off the curb or onto the grass.
I thought I"d cure that by just pushing the cart myself. Big Mistake! Now I'm following along and she stops unexpectedly right in front of me over and over. I've almost had to stand on my head to keep from running over her countless times.
"Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra
We split up, she runs the cart I just go back and forth to fill it up...
Consider using the online delivery services of your favorite store... No carts, no blocking carts,
A bigger peve is how the cart is loaded/unloaded, I"m more apt to put things into the cart neatly, organized and same on the belt, since I'd prefer the bagger not put refrigerated items into a bag with things that go into the pantry.
She just tosses stuff into the cart willy nilly, same with loading the belt so bags come home with mixed items for unloading.
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
I do the shopping cart pushing in my marriage, and she would probably gladly jump in this thread and throw me under the bus of cutting her off and shopping dumb. Ill have to ask her i guess
While you may be able to get away with bottom shelf whiskey, stay the hell away from bottom shelf tequila. - FishOn
|Too old to run, |
too mean to quit!
Pretty much the same here. Only time I accompany her on a shopping trip is when we are looking for some clothing item for me. Where I need to try it on. Which pretty much limits it to shoes.
There has never been an occasion where a people gave up their weapons in the interest of peace that didn't end in their massacre. (Louis L'Amour)
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"America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great." Alexis de Tocqueville
The Idaho Elk Hunter
|On the DL|
Walmart grocery has a pick-up service. You do your shopping online, place your order, go to the store and park in a reserved slot, and they bring your stuff out to your vehicle. Not positive, but I think Publix offers the same service.
A mind is a terrible thing.
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