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Seriously, how fricking lazy do you have to be in order to not lift the toilet seat in a restroom, be it home, office, public restroom you fucking shit eating phobic ass wipe of a douchbag lazy self centered dick eating cocksucker!

If you are such a fucking pussy that you're scared of catching Hep3, the clap, or maybe you'll turn fucking gay because you touched a toilet seat with your fingers then use your shoe dumbass.

Twice this weekend needed to take a crap and both times piss all over the seat, and not at the corner Sunoco where Mullet Joe works, nice places, otherwise clean upscale places.

As for the shit at home, well, yeah that's the plan, sometimes though, that just isn't possible....

cause shit happens...



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A thousand times this. Seriously, fuck inconsiderate asswipes in all walks of life - but particularly ones who do this. I already don't want to be dropping a deuce in a public restroom, thanks for making it infinitely worse, assholes.

I'm a little bit of a clean freak, not a fan of touching the toilet seats in public place... so I use my boot, because I'm not an idiot.

Solid rant.




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Agreed.

However, some commercial toilets are such vigorous flushers that they splash a few drips on the seat. In other words, the drips may be toilet juice not pure urine.



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I experienced a 1st, some dirty sob not only pissed on the seat, the jagoff also pissed on the 2 rolls of toilet paper. I saw the mess before I dropped trou. Next stall over was ok.

What the hell is wrong with people?
 
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I experienced a 1st, some dirty sob not only pissed on the seat, the jagoff also pissed on the 2 rolls of toilet paper. I saw the mess before I dropped trou. Next stall over was ok.

What the hell is wrong with people?


Talk with someone who cleans the Womens Rest room.


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Sorry, I was just rinsing it off for you.




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Note to self, do not use toilet after a deaf person unless you're a good helicopter pilot.







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Courtesy flushes are another point of contention. Why oh why do you want to foul the entire bathroom with your shit stench when you could flush it down the commode while you continue to lay your hazardous waste into the porcelain. I will never understand it.



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Agreed.

However, some commercial toilets are such vigorous flushers that they splash a few drips on the seat. In other words, the drips may be toilet juice not pure urine.


"Toilet juice"...that is so stolen Big Grin Eek Big Grin


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My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?
 
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Yes dear. Sorry dear.


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Instead of me touching the nasty thing, you could just wipe it off since it doesn't seem to be a big deal to you.


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I try to keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer in the car. Public toilet seats always get a hefty squirt and TP wipe. Too many nasty peeps.
 
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My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?


I wouldn't assume that.




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My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?


No not likely. Most men will use the pisser off to the side. The toilet seat spray down is likely the other player's mothers hovering over the seat laying a spray like a DC3 hosing down a forest fire.



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Originally posted by liner:
My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?


No not likely. Most men will use the pisser off to the side. The toilet seat spray down is likely the other player's mothers hovering over the seat laying a spray like a DC3 hosing down a forest fire.

Omg that's funny.
 
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I already don't want to be dropping a deuce in a public restroom...


Maybe I'm a voyeur but I like nothing more than a good public deuce.



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My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?


No not likely. Most men will use the pisser off to the side. The toilet seat spray down is likely the other player's mothers hovering over the seat laying a spray like a DC3 hosing down a forest fire.
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