Seriously, how fricking lazy do you have to be in order to not lift the toilet seat in a restroom, be it home, office, public restroom you fucking shit eating phobic ass wipe of a douchbag lazy self centered dick eating cocksucker!
If you are such a fucking pussy that you're scared of catching Hep3, the clap, or maybe you'll turn fucking gay because you touched a toilet seat with your fingers then use your shoe dumbass.
Twice this weekend needed to take a crap and both times piss all over the seat, and not at the corner Sunoco where Mullet Joe works, nice places, otherwise clean upscale places.
As for the shit at home, well, yeah that's the plan, sometimes though, that just isn't possible....
cause shit happens...
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
A thousand times this. Seriously, fuck inconsiderate asswipes in all walks of life - but particularly ones who do this. I already don't want to be dropping a deuce in a public restroom, thanks for making it infinitely worse, assholes.
I'm a little bit of a clean freak, not a fan of touching the toilet seats in public place... so I use my boot, because I'm not an idiot.
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However, some commercial toilets are such vigorous flushers that they splash a few drips on the seat. In other words, the drips may be toilet juice not pure urine.
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I experienced a 1st, some dirty sob not only pissed on the seat, the jagoff also pissed on the 2 rolls of toilet paper. I saw the mess before I dropped trou. Next stall over was ok.
What the hell is wrong with people?
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Talk with someone who cleans the Womens Rest room.
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Sorry, I was just rinsing it off for you.
"The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people."
"Odd," said Arthur, "I thought you said it was a democracy."
"I did," said Ford, "it is."
"So," said Arthur, hoping he wasn't sounding ridiculously obtuse, "why don't the people get rid of the lizards?"
"It honestly doesn't occur to them. They've all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they've voted in more or less approximates the government they want."
"You mean they actually vote for the lizards."
"Oh yes," said Ford with a shrug, "of course."
"But," said Arthur, going for the big one again, "why?"
"Because if they didn't vote for a lizard, then the wrong lizard might get in."
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Note to self, do not use toilet after a deaf person unless you're a good helicopter pilot.
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Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
Courtesy flushes are another point of contention. Why oh why do you want to foul the entire bathroom with your shit stench when you could flush it down the commode while you continue to lay your hazardous waste into the porcelain. I will never understand it.
Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
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"Toilet juice"...that is so stolen
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Making the best of what ever comes our way
Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition
Plowing straight ahead come what may
And theres a cowboy in the jungle"
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My daughter plays lacrosse, 7-8th grade and when we go to tournaments and games I'm amazed at the state of the porta Potties. The seats are pissed all over, it has to be men who just be the fathers of other players. honestly WTF?
Yes dear. Sorry dear.
I have no comment at this time.
Instead of me touching the nasty thing, you could just wipe it off since it doesn't seem to be a big deal to you.
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I try to keep a small bottle of hand sanitizer in the car. Public toilet seats always get a hefty squirt and TP wipe. Too many nasty peeps.
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I wouldn't assume that.
"Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours goes down like a fat kid on a see-saw" -R. Toler
No not likely. Most men will use the pisser off to the side. The toilet seat spray down is likely the other player's mothers hovering over the seat laying a spray like a DC3 hosing down a forest fire.
|Don't burn |
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Omg that's funny.
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Maybe I'm a voyeur but I like nothing more than a good public deuce.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
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