|Delusions of Adequacy|
We need common sense gum control.
I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
People who park in a handy cap spot at the store an than RUN to the store. I am not sure what their handy cap is (and I am no expert) but if they can RUN I do not think the need that spot. And yes I have seen it many times in central Florida. People who park in the fire zone and block traffic to use the ATM in front of a store.
The Second Amendment to the United States Constitution.
A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
As ratified by the States and authenticated by Thomas Jefferson, Secretary of State
NRA Life Member
That and the people that use the single use dental floss and toss them in the parking lot
|His diet consists of black|
coffee, and sarcasm.
Throwing dryer sheets on the floor of the laundromat.
"My wife is dragging me to this stupid play. Somebody please shoot me."
-- Abraham Lincoln
|Sigforum K9 handler|
My personal favorite (from living in an apartment complex) is those who drag their trash over to the dumpster, and then throw the trash up in front of the dumpster and walk off. Instead of opening the lid and putting it inside.
Or when one side of the dumpster is full and the lid is closed on the other side. So, they pile the trash on top of the closed lid.....instead of opening the lid and putting the trash inside.
"Make it a shooting, and not a gunfight" LSP552 02/19/2011
They are so conditioned to having MOM pick up after them. MOM wants to be buddies with little Princess Snowflake so she can't hurt little Snowflakes feelings by telling the little brat to: "Pick up your own shit".
"Avoid the rush. Procrastinate now".
|The Main Thing Is|
Not To Get Excited
no kidding. I don't even know why this bugs me so much but it does.
I don't wanta leave the party
I still wanta have some fun,
I wanta leave 'em feeling breathless,
Show 'em how the west was won.
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