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My autocorrect has been hacked.
December 02, 2019, 03:47 PM
Black92LXMy autocorrect has been hacked.
Keeps changing correctly spelled words to not even close correctly spelled words.
I dropped the letter off turned to I dropped the key off.
Kept trying to type Boars Head and it changed to Boars Dead no less than 5 times.
I then typed she was not amused and that became she was not a queer.
Not sure what is going on with autocorrect today.
And just now I typed autocoroct and there were no replacements found.
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The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad.
If we got each other, and that's all we have.
I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand.
You should know I'll be there for you!
December 02, 2019, 03:54 PM
Mars_AttacksAt least it's not making it Whore's Bed.
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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
December 02, 2019, 05:35 PM
KskeltonAuto correct is great..... until it’s not.
December 02, 2019, 07:13 PM
vthokyOne of the guys at work caught me away from my desk (having not locked my PC before I left) and set up autocorrect in outlook to automatically change a coworker's name from "Steve" to "Lord of Darkness."
I had a heck of a time getting an email out properly!
About two minutes later, the prankster called me to help sort it out.
All in good fun....
God bless America. December 02, 2019, 07:43 PM
OKCGeneYep, autocorrect is your worse enema.
December 02, 2019, 08:19 PM
RAMIUSI just wish mine would stop correcting me with “ducking”.
December 02, 2019, 08:40 PM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by RAMIUS:
I just wish mine would stop correcting me with “ducking”.
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis December 02, 2019, 08:50 PM
smschulzRussians.
December 02, 2019, 08:52 PM
tatortoddTo quote JAllen, "autocorrect is my worst enema"
If you Google it, you'll find a way to reset your autocorrect.
Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity
DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. December 02, 2019, 10:34 PM
Beancooker“Yobo” is a term if endearment in the Korean language. It’s direct translation is “honey”, but you would never say this to a girlfriend or boyfriend. Only a husband or wife. No exceptions to that rule.
On an iPhone, you can change words to say other words. It’s called keyboard shortcuts. I changed “Yobo” to “asshole” and “love” to “hate” on my wife’s phone.
She was horrified after reading a few messages and me asking why she hates me so much.
I know. I’m going to hell. Maybe your wife pranked you?
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Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.
The “lol” thread December 03, 2019, 05:48 AM
egregoreEverybody complains about this. Is there no way to shut the damned thing off?
December 03, 2019, 07:21 AM
BeancookerSettings
General
Keyboard
Auto correction
Flip the switch so it is grayed out and off. Shortly after doing so, you’ll realize how useful it really is.
quote:
Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.
The “lol” thread December 03, 2019, 07:31 AM
PDAre we talking iPhones? I don’t know how this shit works but I’m convinced there has been a bad update. I just wrote “shit” and it auto corrected to shot. Seems like it all happened at once a few months back. Perhaps it’s illiterate millennial programmers
December 03, 2019, 07:44 AM
MuddflapTurn off Autocorrect, turn on Check Spelling, and Predictive.
December 03, 2019, 08:10 AM
.38supersigMine makes me say things I didn't Nintendo.
December 03, 2019, 02:00 PM
SigSACquote:
Originally posted by Muddflap:
Turn off Autocorrect, turn on Check Spelling, and Predictive.
You might have to search for spiel Czech.