|The Main Thing Is|
Not To Get Excited
i love this place.
If they're going to do it to us, we're going to do it to them.
|Moving cash |
Oh, I see a man at the back as a matter of fact
His eyes are as red as the sun
And the girl in the corner let no one ignore her
Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh yeah! It was like lightning
The Shih Tzus was fighting
And the music was soothing
And they all started grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the man in the back said everyone attack
And it turned into a Shih Tzu blitz
And the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you
It'll turn into a Shih Tzu blitz
Shih Tzu blitz, Shih Tzu blitz, Shih Tzu blitz, Shih Tzu blitz
"When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout" R.I.P. R.A.H.
Ooga Chakka Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka Hooga Hooga
NRA Basic Rifle Instructor
Red Cross First Aid/CPR/AED Adult/Child/Infant Instructor
Red Cross Wilderness First Aid Instructor
“Guys, we have Shih_Tzus! Who the fuck fights Shih_Tzus?”
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
KC P220, KE P226
|A Grateful American|
True story. I Shih Tzu, not!
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
I can see it now. The manual would be "Shih Tzu - The Art of War."
It was all fun& games til I read that. Thanks, don’t usually laugh out loud.
We’re they wet?
"Qui desiderat pacem, bellum praeparat; nemo provocare ne offendere audet quem intelliget superiorem esse pugnaturem".
(Whosoever desires peace prepares for war; no one provokes, nor dares to offend, those who they know to be superior in battle.)
-- Flavius Vegetius Renatus,
|It's not you,|
For $20, I’d fight a shih Tzu.
|Fighting the good fight|
Hell yeah. I mean, I love dogs... but $20 is $20.
Call the cops on your neighbors for being annoying twats.
Thanks guys, you're turned this annoyance into a good laugh.
|That rug really tied |
the room together.
Go knock on the neighbors door. Advise them to be careful, some no good, good for nothing, cock sucking losers are calling in false complaints and they need to be on the lookout, in case it happens to them next. And keep a straight face while you tell them this too.
Often times a very small man can cast a very large shadow
|On the DL|
You are an EVIL man! I like it.
A mind is a terrible thing.
I need to come here more often.
"the difficulty of making new laws isn't some bug ... it's the point of the design, the better to preserve liberty"--Justice Neil Gorsuch, in his first "dissent"
Very sneaky! Mike Vick changing his name to IndyRob and starting a flyweight division for dogfighting!! Thank goodness the neighbors are there to break up this tiny crime ring of terror!
Build a man a fire and keep him warm for a night, set a man on fire and keep him warm the rest of his life.
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