from the abyss
Two weeks later they come back to remove the signs?
They don't sound too bright.
"How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy." Winston Churchill
Theft charges in the making?
Only waited a week. Our attorney said "I know the family, they can't spell MENSA. Put out a couple of trail cams and let's see what we catch".
Filed. The entire family is about two steps from having everyone locked up. Easy to put a family reunion together that way.
Few years back while walking my dogs I met a neighbor and his dog... dog was barking and snarling and snapping and I decided to stick my hand out to see if it would actually bite me... I bled for just over 5 days..... but the good news is bleeding cleans the wound... no doctor just taped it up good till it healed.
now who's fault was this? I can own up to being dumb at times and this one I get to brag about often.
I love it when a good plan comes together!! I hope you collect.
We'll never see anything from them. Only consolation is that they had their own medical bills.
|Don't burn |
the day away
Several years ago I heard my GSD bark loudly in the front yard, we have an invisible fence so he was loose. A door to door solar sales dude was in the road deciding if he should walk into my yard. His indecision only further agitated my dog and before I could get outside sales dude stepped into the yard and promptly lost his right leg jeans. Yup my dog literally ripped his pants off.
I ran out there and asked what happened to his pants and he said your dog bit me. I said impossible he’s never bitten anyone because no one was stupid enough to walk into our yard. His reply was the dog seemed cool. Idiots are every where. Any yes the dog has never bitten anyone.
Sales dude was Uninjured but pant less, my guess is he was too close to the fence line and my dog didn’t want to get shocked. My neighbors know the dog and simply say his names and platz as he speaks German.
My parents have had a number of Mini D`s over the years and my Shepherds learn quickly they are not to be messed with.
|Go ahead punk, make my day|
And you tested your security dog response - they passes with flying colors!
Mine don't have the run of the yard unless I'm outside, but their bark is 'suppressive fire' to the whole neighborhood and usually keeps people obeying the "No Tresspassing" signs.
|Little ray |
I had a dachshund that was sweet to us, but didn't like anyone else.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.
This is the best dog bite thread I've read recently!
Stupid should hurt...and cost!
Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
The dachshund got out once and attacked the neighbors 8N, while he was plowing. He wouldn't get off his tractor "That dog is nuttier that squirrel shit". Called the Mrs. and she had to go get it.
they quarantine the dog? what about the person who supposedly got bit? Hell your dog could catch something from them......
Actually when I've stuck my hand through a fence and gotten nipped by a dog... the last thing I did was think about calling the authorities... did not want others to know how stupid I was....
They guy found another lawyer. Claims he suffers from dyslexia or something like that and he didn't understand the signs.
The fence is 8' off the road. If you stop your car, the dogs run to the fence. If you get out they start barking. If you approach the fence, they go full on guard dog. Not sure how dumb these people are, but I'm not sticking my hand in that fence.
|A Grateful American|
Can't be trusted to drive. If walking/standing and unable to read a single simple sign, expecting him to navigate complex avenues, encountering multiple signs and signals giving several messages at once, and do so safely, is unconscionable to allow upon the unsuspecting masses.
He should be constrained by a leash, so he does not dart out in traffic or worse.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Can't wait to hear why he came back to remove the signs.
I think that was plan A - "They didn't have signs warning me". Plan A got them charged with theft.
They are off to Plan B.
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