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I wake to my phone buzzing an alert notice via the local Sheriff Dept Facebook page.
3 inmates have escaped early this morning from the workhouse.

Not 15 minutes after seeing the notice there is a knock at the front door. That just really never happens here. Three quick knocks that aren’t repeated.

I quickly ease up to the door, pistol in hand, and check the peep site… no one is there!
Oh boy!

I check out the windows, driveway, front and back, nothing, then I see a car back out from around the end of the house where I could not see it before. They sit for a minute, then finally leave. I go back to the door and check and still can't see anyone there so I open it… to find a Jehovah’s Witness paper.

Probably not the best time for strangers to be knocking on random doors in Bedford county!

But I'm wide awake now!



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I used to get the alerts and have to report to an escape post. Count your blessings.
 
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On the plus side, the white shirts make for easy marking of your hits vs misses, especially when they start zigging and zagging and whatnot on the way down the driveway.


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Update: 2 back in custody.



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Sunday, i put on a robe to let the dog out. There was a mud dobber in my robe sleeve. The lil fucker got my arm 4 times.
 
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Oh shit I bet that HURT!!
 
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I have my own style of humor. I call it Snarkasm.
 
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