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Res ipsa loquitur |
I’m sitting in court recently when a defendant, standing at the lectern, starts getting agitated with the prosecutor. All of sudden, he bends down and grabs his leg, pulls it off, and starts waiving it at the prosecutor while yelling at her. I personally didn’t think the fine was going to cost him an arm and a...nevermind. __________________________ | ||
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Repressed |
He must have been upset that when it came to his defense, he didn't have a leg to stand on. -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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| Repressed |
I suppose you could say he was "hoppin' mad!" -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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| Repressed |
Did the judge just cut him off at the knees? I guess he thought he had a leg up on the prosecutor. I really shouldn't make fun, though. After all, if the shoe was on the other foot.... (Ok, ok, sorry. I'm done now, really! I'm really running away with this thread now...) -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
I wonder why he did that? I'm stumped... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Member |
Waiting for the other shoe to drop... Beware of a man whose only pistol is a 1911, he's probably very good with it. | |||
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| Repressed |
He's got only himself to blame. He only did half the legwork to be ready for court. -ShneaSIG Oh, by the way, which one's "Pink?" | |||
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| Res ipsa loquitur |
You guys are very very bad people...  __________________________ | |||
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The 2nd guarantees the 1st |
He should have used that distraction to leg it out of there. "Even if the world were perfect it wouldn't be." ... Yogi Berra | |||
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Fighting the good fight |
Must have been worried that a conviction would result in him getting fired from IHOP. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Things were taking too long, he wanted the prosecutor to shake a leg Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Well, he could always claim he identifies as female and change his name to Eileen. Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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| On the wrong side of the Mobius strip  |
Was the guys name Ahab and was he going on about a whale? | |||
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always with a hat or sunscreen |
Just demonstrating that an ankle monitor won't mean crap! Certifiable member of the gun toting, septuagenarian, bucket list workin', crazed retiree, bald is beautiful club! USN (RET), COTEP #192 | |||
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DeadHead |
"I guess the foot's on the other hand now.........." "Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II "You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall | |||
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His response was legendary. | |||
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A Grateful American |
Unless he's turning Japanese... "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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| Moderator |
Lotsa fun up there in AF Roger! __________________ "Owning a handgun doesn't make you armed any more than owning a guitar makes you a musician." -Jeff Cooper | |||
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| Res ipsa loquitur |
Hehehe. If you only knew...oh wait, you do.  __________________________ | |||
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| Three Generations of Service |
Snerk.... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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