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Okay, this particular post in the bitchifieds is a little tongue and cheek. A few months ago, while helping my 14 year old daughter at the range move up to larger, centerfire handgun calibers, I managed to stupidly get myself a nasty slide bite. Then, a few weeks after that, while waiting in front of the range for them to open one Saturday morning, I get stung by a bee.
So today, I'm on the lane at the far end, against the wall, when my shooting buddy notices that a large spider is about to make a little jaunt over from the wall to my shoulder. Turned out it was a black widow. I'm just saying, who knew shooting guns could be dangerous? _______________________________________________________________________________ “Stand your ground. Do not fire unless fired upon. But if they mean to have war, let it begin here!” |
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I got a paper cut from a target. Wings without Hooters is just chicken. ✡ |
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A bull snake ran out in front of some good ol boys when I was stationed down south, two of them ran into a tree!
___________________________________________________ I am not super smart just above average at goolge. |
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I've been having shooters wrist, and trigger finger spasms.
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Ive had a round bounce back and hit me in the leg. It only left a black and blue mark. Other than that ive never had an issue!
"Never forget" 9/11. "We love death, america loves life. That is the difference between us." Osama bin laden |
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I got a splinter fron a wooden target holder.
My wife got hot brass down the front of the shirt [Grandpa always said,"If all you got is a stick, don't go around pokin' the Bear."] |
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I got hot brass down my collar. The only real damage was to my image when I did the stupid, "Ow, Ow, Ow" white boy dance immediately afterward. That and a small burn.
______________________________________________ The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of your coffee. — Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel |
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I dropped a .50cal ammo can full of loose .223 on my toe once.
Arc. ______________________________ "Like a bitter weed, I'm a bad seed"- Johnny Cash |
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You shot the spider, right?
"Ninja kick the damn rabbit" |
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I have a nice scar on my thumb to remind me of the need to watch thumb placement while shooting a Glock.
__________________________ "To be unarmed is to be despised." --Niccolo Machiavelli |
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I once saw a guy staple his finger to the target backer board.
NRA Benefactor Life Member "If a man sees a wrong and does nothing, how can he still call himself a man?" |
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I bruised my ego on a Slow Fire, Standing target once.
OK, more than once. |
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Copper jacket came back and bit my bicep on a steel shoot. Looked like a mosquito bite with a little dribble of blood.
Hot brass has gotten into my glasses from a guy shooting .22 next to me at an outdoor range (no lane dividers), and I've had my own come back and pop me in the face. |
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Yeah, got a dose of slide bite from a P7 a couple of days ago. And here I thought it was due to the fact that HK hates everyone except Daniel Craig.
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Move east for Christ's sake. We don't have Black Widows in Pennsylvania. Well, not the spiders, anyway.
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Set a ball cap on fire when a spent casing broke the flood light of the lane I was in.
------------------------------- Colt Peacemaker .357 Magnum P220 Equinox, P226 Tactical |
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I think you should sell all your Sigs to me!
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My P220/22LR pistol came with the older, grooved trigger... after shooting a brick of ammo, my finger is sore...
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My brother hit me in the head with a wood stake we use to hold targets. He found it amusing.
I also managed to get drilled in the for head by a mainspring in a 1911 once. _____________________________ "I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." -W.C. Fields |
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Stupidity is dangerous no matter what the activity. "I am a Soldier. I fight where I'm told and I win where I fight." GEN George S. Patton, Jr. |
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