My gym is host to a good number of stunningly beautiful women. I’m old, ugly and married so they’re just great scenery. Today, however, I needed eye bleach. A guy wearing makeup and yoga pants was prancing around. Really did NOT need to see that. I gotta get the home gym finished.
Just keep them there! I've never had a walmartian sighting here, and I'd like it to stay that way!
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I just joined a local gym to work on rehabbing my knee. It's connected to the local hospital and so is more of a rehab fitness center than a gym. Most of the women are 60+ so I don't have to worry about wandering eyes.
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There are a lot of wimmins at the gym where I work out.
Some very nice/pretty. Some just average, but eh majority require eye bleach for the viewers.
Yoga pants, etc, may look very nice on the appropriate females. But those are few and far between!
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I'm currently in Cardiac Rehab at the hospital that did my Mitral Valve Repair and Triple Bypass. Don't know who hires the nurses and female staff but this hospital is notable for having a very high percentage of the staff who are very attractive. The ICU attending on the evening shift was about 28-30 and drop dead gorgeous and most of the nurses quite pretty. So, get to the Cardiac Rehab center and the same applies, the female attendants are very good looking and the tall one has the prettiest blue eyes I've ever seen. Sometimes I feel like a dirty old man to still be watching a lovely female but I'll get over it.
I've stopped counting.
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I was on a treadmill at the gym one day when a beautiful young woman came in and got on the stationary bicycle right in front of me. She was wearing see-through yoga pants with no underwear on. She rode setting down for awhile and then standing for awhile. I did 87 miles that day on the treadmill.
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When I was incarcerated at a live-in rehab center, recovering from surgery to implant supporting hardware in my fractured hip / thigh, one of the physical therapists who helped me regain my ability to walk, was a gorgeous Latina. She was a dead ringer for Sofia Vergara:
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I've got a bench, a set of suspension trainers, barbell, dumbbell set, assorted other stuff, but I could quadruple my gear and still not come close to what my gym offers, so I'll keep that gym membership.
Eye candy isn't even that great, most days. Don't care. I'm there to work out. So's everybody else. That might explain why people come dressed to work out, not impress others.
Life Time Fitness: Now there was some serious eye candy!
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DAMN! I didn't even want to READ that, let alone SEE it...
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You gonna give out the address to your gym or what? I could use some time in the gym.
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