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Wasn't there an old joke about being cremated and turned into a feminine hygiene product and run through one more time? For old times sake?

Never mind. I wanted the cremation to deter gawkers or those who wanted to be sure I was really dead. At one time I wanted to be taken to Moab and dumped out in Hells Revenge. I'm thinking I'll end up in a dump someplace after they dump the shoe box into the garbage can.

The most recent instructions were "just dispose of the body". There's a catch bason out back, they could just toss me there with a bag of lime and some high test gasoline. I'd be gone in no time.

Wasn't there a joke about an Irishman who provided a bottle of whisky for his friends to drink at his grave. So his buddies agreed, but decided to enjoy the bottle before running it out on his grave.


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Posts: 18385 | Location: Kentucky, USA | Registered: February 25, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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too mean to quit!
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I'm about the same except I'd prefer my cremains be thrown in the nearest trash. I'm not in there at that point, so no reason to keep them. Use the savings on an expensive box and funeral for a party.


A friend and co-worker and I were discussing what should be done with our remains. I said I wanted to be cremated and my ashes spread on a specific spot up in the high country where the Clearwater River originates.

He thought that was a pretty good idea, but was concerned about costs.

Him being a navy vet, I suggested that maybe he would like the economy burial at sea. When I told him that it was easy. All his wife had to do was dump his ashes in the toilet and pull the handle.

He about wet his pants, called his wife and told her, and she about wet hers laughing.


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Posts: 25640 | Location: Virginia | Registered: December 16, 2001Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Does anybody know if dumping human ashes down a Waste Kang! will void the warranty?

My wife wants to know.


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Posts: 14186 | Location: Tampa, Florida | Registered: December 12, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Put my ugly dead ass in a garbage bag and drag me to the curb on trash day. If you need a ceremony, an open bar for all comers will do.
 
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My burial plans involve a ham bone and some stray dogs...

Actually, my instructions are "Do what pleases you, but I'd be happy with no funeral, dispose of the remains in the cheapest way possible, if that involves ashes spread them behind the barn where they'll do some good."




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Posts: 15181 | Location: Downeast Maine | Registered: March 10, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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We think alike, PHPaul.

Fredward! Smile
And one full glass, untouched by everyone, resting on a table, in front of an empty chair.

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Posts: 14186 | Location: Tampa, Florida | Registered: December 12, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Does anybody know if dumping human ashes down a Waste Kang! will void the warranty?

My wife wants to know.


I have a friend who's girlfriend emptied the fireplace ashes in their non-Waste King disposal. It didn't end so well.



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Posts: 20758 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Crap!

Did he try Liquid Plummer?


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Posts: 14186 | Location: Tampa, Florida | Registered: December 12, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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This is starting to remind me of the coffee can scene in The Big Lebowski.
 
Posts: 2559 | Location: Central Virginia | Registered: July 20, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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for my ashes


mom was buried in a folgers 3 lb. coffee can





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