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After you've rubbed Gold Bond Anti-Itch Cream on a boo-boo, don't scratch ANYWHERE else until you've washed your hands! Eek Frown
 
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You scratched there, didn't you...?

Eek

-Rob




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You scratched there, didn't you...?

Eek

-Rob


Not for long!
 
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Nice is overrated

And people wonder why I carry a SIG P320

Death to Terrorists
 
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One a related note, when they market the gold Regular Strength Gold Bond powder and the green Extra Strength Gold Bond powder as "body powder", but market the blue Maximum Strength Gold Bond powder as "foot powder", that's what you would call a clue. What they're trying to tell you is "Blue Is For Feet Only!"

Take heed. Because someone might figure that since the gold was good for the nether regions, and the green was even better for the nether regions, the blue might be the best, right?

Wrong. So wrong. Eek
 
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Originally posted by RogueJSK:
One a related note, when they market the gold Regular Strength Gold Bond powder and the green Extra Strength Gold Bond powder as "body powder", but market the blue Maximum Strength Gold Bond powder as "foot powder", that's what you would call a clue. What they're trying to tell you is "Blue Is For Feet Only!"

Take heed. Because someone might figure that since the gold was good for the nether regions, and the green was even better for the nether regions, the blue might be the best, right?

Wrong. So wrong. Eek


Yowzah! I can just about imagine. Regular Strength is good for a couple of exciting moments when applied to a fresh case of swamp ass.
 
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Are you trying to tell us you took off in a cloud of dust and finally chugged to a wheezing stop about a mile down the road? Smile
 
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Are you trying to tell us you took off in a cloud of dust and finally chugged to a wheezing stop about a mile down the road? Smile


Well, you nailed the wheezing part for sure!
 
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Are you trying to tell us you took off in a cloud of dust and finally chugged to a wheezing stop about a mile down the road? Smile


Mee-Meep!


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Here's another somewhat related tip -

No matter how dirty you think your bunghole is, do NOT use hand sanitizer to clean it.



I am not BIPOLAR. I don't even like bears.


 
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Here's another somewhat related tip -

No matter how dirty you think your bunghole is, do NOT use hand sanitizer to clean it.


TMI, dude


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For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.”
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Hoping for better pharmaceuticals
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The same goes for IcyHot




Getting shot is no achievement. Hitting your enemy is.
 
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Here's another somewhat related tip -

No matter how dirty you think your bunghole is, do NOT use hand sanitizer to clean it.


Witch Hazel good, rubbing alcohol bad. Never mix the two up.



No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey.
 
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"I'll take 'mistakes you'll only ever make once' for $200, Alex...."


"In order to understand recursion, you must first learn the principle of recursion."
 
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One of the most soul stirring vids ever. "Everyone I know goes away in the end." Applies to us all.


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Here's another somewhat related tip -

No matter how dirty you think your bunghole is, do NOT use hand sanitizer to clean it.


Big Grin gosh dang, I just woke my wife up I was laughing so hard
 
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Here's another somewhat related tip -

No matter how dirty you think your bunghole is, do NOT use hand sanitizer to clean it.


Witch Hazel good, rubbing alcohol bad. Never mix the two up.


Yeah the rubbing alcohol will give you a case of roid rage.

Or at least roid screaming and crying and begging for it to be over. Big Grin
 
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After shave goes on cool then it's like fire ! Water made it worse. I was 15 and had a date with a real hottie. Had to cancel the date with her and never had another chance. But I learned....
 
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