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| quote: Originally posted by Lord Vaalic: don't taunt Happy Fun Ball, 
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| Yep, much of it was really REALLY over the top. On the other hand some of it was good and necessary. They hired many 18 yr old kids out of High School who had never done anything more mechanical then push a joy stick around on a video game... put them on 7 million dollar machine as big as a house... and expected them to produce a quality product, efficiently, and not get killed in the process. But they expected you to do their safety bidding at home as well! At least they put their money where their mouth was. 25% of the points earned for our quarterly and yearly bonuses depended on our safety record. Oh, and don't even get me started on the twice a month "behavior based" safety audits required of every employee...
The older I get, the more I identify with Red Foreman... |
| Posts: 3299 | Location: Middle Tennessee | Registered: February 07, 2013 |  
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| Wait till they add a diversity moment , like my employer did. Then an inclusion moment , for the terminally oppressed...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. |
| Posts: 770 | Location: Central Texas | Registered: November 19, 2006 |  
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| We have this floor mat that has some stupid safety slogan like "Safety starts with YOU", and strangely, people stumble on it because the edges keep getting flipped over. |
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| My company has never met a safety program it did not want. Safety departments in large companies tend to spin out if control in order to justify their existence (and budget). Yesterday I spent 30 minutes on safety related fluff to do 3 minutes of work in a 480v electrical cabinet. All i really needed to do was hang locks and verify power was isolated.
“Banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat.” - Vince Vaughn
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| Posts: 3336 | Location: Jacksonville, FL | Registered: September 10, 2010 |  
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| So, recently, the plant was ordered to remove all the fans that we have bolted down to each station to keep us cool because some dumbass from another plant, in a different state, stuck his finger inside one and got hurt. |
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| 'Safety' is the magic word that gets your particular gripe addressed. We hire folks too stupid to pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the heel, and then try to idiot proof the facility to prevent these scholars from killing themselves...counting the days. |
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