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Stuck on
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That's right, I'm sitting on my couch minding my own freaking business and the little asshole crawled up my leg then proceeded to sting me repeatedly after I decided to investigate what exactly it was moving around in there. I'm wearing long socks so I didn't notice it right away.

At least I caught it at my knee before it got any further. Eek


One night, lightning struck the oak tree.
 
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That's extra "nope" drizzled on a "nope Sundae." Evil little shits....
 
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I was mowing last weekend and got nailed.


It was unconditional war afterwards with foaming yellow jacket killer.


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Here, poke at it with this stick.
 
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Hopefully that's the only one you find inside your house. Eek



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Nasty little girls they are. Chris
 
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I got nailed while push mowing some of the rough stuff a couple years ago. They got all up in my pants and shirt. Bastages just keep on stinging! I was screaming like a girl runnin down the street. I was told it was funny. SUCKED!

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Tiny flying Satans. Mad



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Nasty little flying bastids.
One entered my house recently and all three kitties went wild.
Leaping, jumping and persisting until the invader was vanquished.
I think it was eaten, by Aspen, a year old Maine coon mix.
 
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Please give Aspen a few extra head rubbings. Cool



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I'm sorry I laughed. I probably wouldn't if it happened to me.



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I don't know how much gasoline is needed to kill a nest of those little yellow bastards, in the rootbase of a dead oak tree, but I know how much I used...


And, it It takes 27 minutes to schlep 15 gallons 100 yards using a 5 gallon gas can, a siphon and pouring it all in the nest before the ginormous "FWOOOOMPPP!!!"




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Sigmonkey, I just wanna know how far away you needed to be before lighting the match on that ginormous Fwoooomppp.

Just in case I might want to think about maybe considering duplicating such an event. Sometime. Maybe. Wink



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I got stung in the finger on Friday. I did not see what it was, but pulled a 1/4" black claw like stinger out.


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I found the nest. Tonight there will be blood and fire.

Well maybe not fire. It’s a little close to the house, just in a corner I don’t visit too often.


One night, lightning struck the oak tree.
 
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I'll be the first to admit.....I thought this thread was going to be about colored condoms. Eek
 
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Originally posted by asonie:
I found the nest.


Give 'em hell, asonie!!



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