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Spread the Disease
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http://www.wdrb.com/story/3867...termelons-on-stomach

Really? So can we just make up any world record from an idea that I pull out of my ass, too?

How about world record for the largest enema ever used? On second thought, that's probably taken.

Maybe they should add a related record for this guy: fewest watermelons sliced on stomach before self-evisceration.


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You see the other records he holds? Good grief, Guinness must be hurting for press.


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I'm surprised he's not Indian. Indians as a country/people hold the most Guiness Book of Records records.



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Somebody needs a better hobby.




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I saw that on the news yesterday and I yelled out loud "What a dumb ass"
 
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I was hoping for the Guiness World Record for recording the most Guiness.

But at least we know what is the fastest sporting fowl.




 
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Furman says he invented the record and submitted it to Guinness, which accepted.

Furman has set more than 600 Guinness World Records, the most of anyone.

Some of his other records include fastest mile run with a milk bottle on his head, and longest distance walked with a running lawnmower on his chin.


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Originally posted by .38supersig:
I was hoping for the Guiness World Record for recording the most Guiness.

But at least we know what is the fastest sporting fowl.


Or drinking the most Guinness.




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Many people want to be famous...or otherwise known as attention whores.

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Furman says he invented the record and submitted it to Guinness, which accepted.

Furman has set more than 600 Guinness World Records, the most of anyone.

Some of his other records include fastest mile run with a milk bottle on his head, and longest distance walked with a running lawnmower on his chin.


Someone needs a life.




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Opened the story. At first take, I thought, how stereotypical, the black guy in the video still was holding an empty watermelon rind.

Then I realized it was a design on his shirt.

I guess the media has successfully programmed my racial bias...


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