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She keeps calling me from (727) 228-1937.

She wants to talk about credit cards.

I want to know what she's wearing.



A mind is a terrible thing.
 
Posts: 15588 | Location: Central Florida (near Orlando) | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Big Grin. I'll have to remember that......might try it next time I get a call like that..which could get interesting, lol.
 
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Now that is some funny shit.




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Posts: 1917 | Location: Northern CO | Registered: March 17, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Me too. She must be going on vacation, she said something about some sun on the beach.


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She must be going on vacation, she said something about some sun on the beach.
Big Grin



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Posts: 15588 | Location: Central Florida (near Orlando) | Registered: January 03, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Just answer the phone "Mutual masturbation society, are you looking for a partner?"
 
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Just answer the phone "Mutual masturbation society, are you looking for a partner?"
Would be very embarrassing if it was one of my clients calling, with a Caller ID that I did not recognize.

Or, "How To Downsize Your Business Quickly"



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Deep heavy breathing is an alternative.
 
Posts: 1797 | Location: MS GULF COAST | Registered: January 02, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Oh Boy, can't wait until "John" from Microsoft calls. Bet that will freak him out. *s*



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Posts: 846 | Location: York County, VA | Registered: August 25, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.


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Posts: 4814 | Location: Arizona | Registered: August 17, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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One evening I answered the home phone in Spanglish, an unintended result of living in New Mexico in the 1980's.

Finally in frustration the woman on the phone said "Does anyone there speak English?" To which I replied "Not at all", then I hung up.

Wonder how long it took to sink in...... Wink
 
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I've been inundated the last 2 weeks with unknown numbers.
Seems to be a mix of credit card rate reduction offers & realtors (we pulled our sale listing & relisted with a new agent).




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I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.


I did that for a while. Worked like a charm. Big Grin


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Posts: 5182 | Location: Newyorkistan | Registered: March 28, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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When we were teenagers, I had a friend that , when someone would call for his older sister, he would say, "I'm sorry, she's upstairs with a customer" .
 
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I want to know what she's wearing.

Khackis?

She sounds hideous.

Well, she's a guy...so...


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I had a friend in Pennsylvania who would answer sales phone calls in German.

He said it was fun hearing the sales person stammer and stutter.


Thats real good, Mandarin would work too!


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Posts: 4173 | Location: Near the Metropolis of Tightsqueeze, Va | Registered: February 18, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I sometimes feel like screwing with them and I just use the Riley Martin method and say, "Huh?" over and over again. Some of those people that call get really pissed off when I do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIZ_S4WdUAw
 
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I want to know what she's wearing.


A burkha.

For good reason.



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And people wonder why I carry a SIG P320

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Posts: 930 | Location: NW GA | Registered: September 08, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Her sister keeps calling me about my car's warranty.



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