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January 31, 2017, 07:42 PM
mesabi
Samantha Bee...
...is an unfunny, whiny bitch who should go back to Canada and be eaten by wolves.


That is all.
January 31, 2017, 08:07 PM
Green Highlander
Can she bring Amy Schumer with her?


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January 31, 2017, 08:13 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
And a few more...maybe enough for a smorgasbord.


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January 31, 2017, 08:46 PM
whanson_wi
What did the wolves do to you?


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January 31, 2017, 08:54 PM
WildSig
I have to seriously question the quality of a show that has to have a commercial spot at every mother lovin' commercial break.

I am so tired of hearing this woman's voice that when I have TBS on I have to mute the channel every time one of the commercials comes on.
January 31, 2017, 09:30 PM
Lord Vaalic
Just another self important holier and more evolved than thou liberal piece of shit




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February 01, 2017, 12:02 AM
enidpd804
quote:
Originally posted by WildSig:
I have to seriously question the quality of a show that has to have a commercial spot at every mother lovin' commercial break.

I am so tired of hearing this woman's voice that when I have TBS on I have to mute the channel every time one of the commercials comes on.


Seems like an attempt to save her shit show. Unbelievably bad.





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February 01, 2017, 07:51 AM
erj_pilot
quote:
Originally posted by WildSig:
I am so tired of hearing this woman's voice that when I have TBS on I have to mute the channel every time one of the commercials comes on.

Oh my ever-loving lord...I have to do the exact same thing! I don't think there's anyone that grates my last nerve more than this bloviating, unfunny, lib-tard, airbag, piece of fecal matter. I phugging hate...HATE...LOATHE...her commercials. I'd probably bash the TV to smithereens if I had to watch the whole show. Truth be known, I do it for the Conan commercials as well because he's JUST as unfunny and "that woman" (the ex-FLOTUS witch) is on some of them.

I'm REALLY having to restrain myself from invoking the "C-word" clause on my man card in this post. That's how much I despise that piece of uneducated, uninformed, Canadian trash. Everything else outta Canada I pretty much love...

p.s. I've pontificated on that bitch in other threads. I'm glad others are catching on!! Cool



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February 01, 2017, 10:07 AM
egregore
Mute or channel button on your remote. Problem solved.
February 01, 2017, 12:40 PM
Rinehart
And yet bee doesn't quite top madcow when it comes to absolute smugness and pure snark...

The condescending bar has been set pretty high.
February 01, 2017, 05:43 PM
Ripley
Bee strikes me as one who is cynically controversial in order to get very ugly response from the people she hates. Because horrible people then say horrible things about her, she must be right in her mind. She's on a self-imposed treadmill to hell.

When she comes on, I'm cursing at the tv loud enough I can linger while changing the channel.




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February 01, 2017, 07:44 PM
YooperSigs
I believe they put the hag on the air just so people will tune in to see just how big an ass she can make of herself every week.


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February 01, 2017, 09:48 PM
tatortodd
Worst Daily Show spin-off of all time. She is like a female version of Stewart, but less funny and angrier because she has an Alaskan temperature IQ.



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February 01, 2017, 09:55 PM
Jus228
She makes me want to shoot the tv. 'Nuff said.


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February 02, 2017, 08:27 AM
Leemur
My wife knows to mute and or change the channel when that ridiculous troll pops up?on the idiot box.
February 02, 2017, 09:59 AM
joatmonv
Never seen her and never will. FWIW, I don't own a TV. Garbage and I have better things to do.


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February 02, 2017, 01:44 PM
jehzsa
She's a graduate with high honors of the Chuck Schumer School of Advanced Histrionics.

Has all the comedic range of a cucumber. Even won the Platinum Cucumber Award for Prestigious Comedic Services.


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February 02, 2017, 02:51 PM
Elk Hunter
I guess I am truly blessed. I have no idea who this person is, never seen her, no desire to see her, especially after reading this thread.

I don't watch much TV other than a lot of old reruns of shows like NCIS, Bluebloods and a couple of those channels that show the old western stuff.


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February 02, 2017, 02:54 PM
Kskelton
Awful, awful, awful.... not funny.. but in her defense I don't find many stand up comedians actually funny so maybe it's a flaw in me....


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February 02, 2017, 07:17 PM
tatortodd
quote:
Originally posted by Kskelton:
but in her defense I don't find many stand up comedians actually funny so maybe it's a flaw in me....
Not a flaw in you. I'm a fan of witty stand-up comedy (aka the antithesis of that foul mouthed mental midget) and I don't find her funny.



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