Another from here:
“You’re overthinking it.”
So, the solution to problems and questions is to not think about them—?
That explains much about many people.
Surely one of the most idiotic statements uttered by a human being.
“He who writes carelessly confesses thereby at the very outset that he does not attach much importance to his own thoughts. ”
— Arthur Schopenhauer
|The Unmanned Writer|
"Quit resisting, quit resisting; hands behind your back." I've always hated that phrase.
Sentiment without action is the ruin of the soul.
Help, I'm having premonitions of future flashbacks.
Only in an insane world are the sane considered insane.
Some people listen to the noise of the world,
And some people listen to the quiet.
|Not really from Vienna|
“I’m Nicholas, and I’ll be taking care of you today”
No thanks Nick, just bring me my lunch. I can wipe my own ass.
And from a lunch companion: “I’ll do a Cobb Salad”.
How about you just eat one, or have one?
Going to take a leak, take a piss, take a crap,
Just where the hell are you going to take it, home? to the park?, over to visit your parents?
How does that work out?
Hey mom, check it out, I brought my mid day turd over with me!
"My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them." Winston Churchill
Waitress: Do you want change?
Why would you ask given the cost and payment extended? You want to keep $9.00 as your tip? Up yours.
This is a blatant attempt to make me feel like a cheap skate if I say yes.
The charge for the meal was $11.00. I gave her a $20.00 bill to pay for it.
Do I want change?
Yes, numbskull and now you don't get any tip though I was going to give you a good one, until you pulled that cheesy bit of grifting.
|A Grateful American|
I have a lifelong friend who replies to this.
"I have a good one, I'd rather have a long one!"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
Non life threatening injuries. Frequent phrase used by news broadcasters. I prefer major or minor injuries or treated and released.
|Waiting for Hachiko|
And some one saying "uh huh "after every sentence I speak.
And any kind of repetitious word.
I had rather love the silence than slang.
Repeating the wording of a commercial tv/radio phrase as if you originated it and then look like you want praise for being witty.
Sorry, the closest you'll come to wit is to be a nit-wit...
|Cogito Ergo Sum|
"forward leaning vision"
"game changing market disrupting initiatives"
“positively bend the success curve”
"properly prioritize, highly leverage our assets, and put us on a sustainable path"
All of these from one memo.
Talk at you later... Can't stand it.
NRA Life Member
Sig 238, 230, 228, 220, 2022
"Tazer, tazer, tazer"
Corporate speak is irritating as a whole.
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