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Originally posted by V-Tail:

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Originally posted by Oldrider:

Eons ago there was somebody who was very adept at breaking into cars at odd hours where I lived. Someone got the bright idea of gluing safety knife blades under their door handles. Several days later there was blood on his car door followed by a woman down the road with her right hand bandaged up. Break ins quit immediately after that.

Who hasn't fantasized about doing something like this?

I always dreamed about something that would deliver a powerful electric shock.