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I was sitting there close to the end of my meal when I heard it. I don't think she burped at me, just in general - but I heard it and she was facing my general direction and about 4 yds. away. It took me a moment to process what I had just heard. Then I thought to myself, yup she burped alright. I was a little disturbed to say the least.
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classy girl......don't you just want to take her home to meet mom?
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Sounds like you were at a classy place for sure.
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Like you've never burped in public aye?
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Sure I've burped in public....and scratched my berries.............. Maybe "she" has berries too.....OMG!  ________________________ no matter where you go...there you are |
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Funny, I had a waitress ask me where I was going when I got up to go to the bathroom. While I was walking away from my table, she said, at the top of her lungs, "Don't forget to wash your hands!"
Half the restaurant's patrons turned and looked at me. When I came back, she asked, "Did you wash your hands?" I asked her if she was my mom. She said, "In this place, I'm everyone's mom." I replied, "Well, I don't tip my mom when I eat at her house". Dumbass. "You have the right not to be killed..." The Clash, "Know Your Rights" |
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Were you at the "Waffle House"?
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Hey, "stuff" happens!
At least she didn't fart! ________________________________________________________________________________________________________ "If you think everything's going to be alright,.... you just don't understand the problem!" - Gutpile Charlie "A man's got to know his limitations" - Harry Callahan |
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Hmm where were yah? Kerby Lane?
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Hey, at least she didn't fart... or vomit.
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Poor baby!
 Are you all right?.....Do you need counseling?....Some sort of therapy? Or....we could just toss you into an ROTC summer camp barracks with about two dozen other farting and sweating and burping people pretty much in your face eight hours a night for a month....and by the way it is in the deep south and there is no air conditioning. yummy.... |
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^^^ B27, you left out the wet dream having part too... besides all the burping, farting, and scratching that goes on in a barracks.
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LOL! OWNED! I was a waiter at a crappy restaurant called Chiang's bistro for like a year b4 i joined the army. it really puts it all in perspective when you have worked in the food industry. suddenly you realize that your ranch dressing isnt that fucking important! ____________________________________________________ "It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." -George S. Patton |
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I waited on someones way overweight grandma, she needed assistance getting up and out of the comfy chairs while trying on shoes.
I couldn't heft her on my own so I asked the boss to grab an arm, as we were winching her up she kicked in the afterburner and the girl over in the handbag dept. turned to see what it was. I thought I was going to stroke out trying not to laugh. ( i just gagged a little) 1. Safety , 2. Situational awareness, 3. Proficiency It's like we need a Declaration of Dependance. |
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I was in Jim's! I had never eaten there before. Burps don't bother me nor does farting or sweating or all other bodily functions that are to be expected whenever a bunch of mammals are herded together in the same place. I myself have burped many times as well. I just believe in presentation and this was quite unbecoming. I used to work at a sandwich shop and that didn't give me the right to walk in smelling like shit and reveling in my own flatulence. In retrospect, I maybe should have placed this in the lounge since it really wasn't intended as a bitch fit.
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It is always better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.  ---------------------------------------------------------------- Smart Ass Doc |
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That's funny!! |
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That left me on the floor laughing "I'mma go post this on youtube" ~ ScreamingCockatoo |
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I still can't stop laughing over that one.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I take my personal safety personally." - Me |
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OMG Bendable! A good solid five minutes I laughed at that shit!! My kids now think I am insane I am sure. Too funny man. The 2nd Amendment- America's Original Homeland Security كافر "Nothing says "do not **** with me" like a cocked and locked 1911"-Archfire9 |
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