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Do any of you ever get tired of your inlaws allways poking their nose in you and your wife's business
Afew of mine a sister-in law and brother-in-law who says he thinks all handguns should be banned
is a total moron and a know it all
I have just let these two morons comments roll of my shoulder but no more
I decided to just let them know stfu and stay out of our business
They got all pissed for some reason but it must have worked because they haven't been back in 6 months
That deserves a YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Thanks for letting me bitch

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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?


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A simple effective solution. Congratulations!
 
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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?


The sister-in -law could be due to the fact she thinks all men are jerks and self centered , shes been married 4 times to real winners



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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MPB:
A simple effective solution. Congratulations![/QUOTE
Thanks MPB sometimes we just have to stand our ground when enough is enough



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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?

Well done, sir. Big Grin
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Do any of you ever get tired of your inlaws allways poking their nose in you and your wife's business

Is your wife on-board? If so, perfect solution. You're a team. As long as you're a UNITED team, in-laws will do one of two things:
a) Shut their cake-holes and behave, or
b) Stay away.
 
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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?
Is there a little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke?



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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?

Well done, sir. Big Grin
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Mad
Do any of you ever get tired of your inlaws allways poking their nose in you and your wife's business

Is your wife on-board? If so, perfect solution. You're a team. As long as you're a UNITED team, in-laws will do one of two things:
a) Shut their cake-holes and behave, or
b) Stay away.


Yep DennisM my wife has just about had it as well and she agreed with me
I would never keep her from her family but as long as they behave their welcome



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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?
Is there a little Dutch boy with his finger in the dyke?


No, there are some things a little Dutch boy will not do.


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Is one of the dam inlaws a dyke?


I think we should levee a fine for that horrible pun.




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Raylon Givens said that, if you come down to breakfast and run into an asshole, well, you just ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, maybe YOU'RE the asshole. I think being married 4 times is somewhat similar.
 
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Raylon Givens said that, if you come down to breakfast and run into an asshole, well, you just ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, maybe YOU'RE the asshole. I think being married 4 times is somewhat similar.


LMAO Fredward I'm gonna remember that saying



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Raylon Givens said that, if you come down to breakfast and run into an asshole, well, you just ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, maybe YOU'RE the asshole. I think being married 4 times is somewhat similar.


Bon mot! I was thinking it but you said it better.


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All them math majors if they comprehend this formula:

1A - 2A = -1A

If they look at you dumbfounded or in any other way say "no," just explain (in you're own "I love my wife" terms) that is why they need to learn about reality while the adults are living it.







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I have great in-laws. Both of them Trump-supporting conservatives and we get along well.

Hell, they live 6 blocks away from us in the same town!


 
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My first in-laws...nightmare. Really just the mother in law. She-bitch from hell. The FIL was actually one of the best men I've ever known. But his wife absolutely overshadowed him.

Second set of in-laws...awesome. Interesting, big family, where they all get along really well. And my mother in law is adorable, sweetest lady ever.

I'll be perfectly fine with my life if I never see my former MIL again for the rest of my days.




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My first in-laws...nightmare. Really just the mother in law. She-bitch from hell. The FIL was actually one of the best men I've ever known. But his wife absolutely overshadowed him.

I'll be perfectly fine with my life if I never see my former MIL again for the rest of my days.





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My sister in law is now banned from my house. A couple years ago she was staying with us while she was visiting from Virginia. Shows up, shit talks me, my mother, my pastor and his wife whom I consider family, and goes out to “meet friends”. She got hammered and somehow drove back in one piece.
She stumbled in the door at 6am, dogs go nuts, I grab gun and put myself between the front door and my infant children’s rooms. Dogs realize who she is and turn back to the bedroom. She rounds the corner to me with my gun. Gun is put down and she goes to sleep it off on the couch. I banned her then.
Fast forward a year and my wife convinced me that she’s changed. Ok fine but she has to get a hotel. She shows up, drinks a bottle of wine, disappears into the bathroom for a while and comes back so doped up she can barely stand. Called the cops and haven’t heard from her since. My wife agreed with my decision and has broken all contact with her.
In laws suck.
 
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Originally posted by PASig:
I have great in-laws. Both of them Trump-supporting conservatives and we get along well.

Hell, they live 6 blocks away from us in the same town!


I wish I was as lucky. One of them tolerates him and the other can't stand him. We haven't talked politics in years. I guess that doesn't really bother me, though.

I am lucky in that they stay the hell out of our business and have never said word one about me carrying, or having guns around. It's not their culture, but they've accepted it without complaint. I don't even anticipate there being a day where they will voice objection, they simply like to mind their own business, and that's just another reason I love them.
 
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Q: What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?



A: Outlaws are wanted.
 
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