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"We have a new system."
 
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"We are reviewing compensation packages"........

"Please come to my office"..........


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There has been an accident.



I'm alright it's the rest of the world that's all screwed up!
 
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Reminds me of the two-word marriage proposal:

"You're what???"


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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
-- H L Mencken

I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is.
-- JALLEN 10/18/18
 
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We regret to inform you....
 
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We have an outstanding warrant....
 
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Your position is being eliminated...
 
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This will not hurt much...
 
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I am moving back home.
 
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Honey, we need to talk.



Where's the beer!
 
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I am from the government.
 
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We have your test results....
 
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No worries!
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HR is on the line...


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Road Construction Ahead


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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"I'm pregnant with your baby."


美しい犬
 
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"I do."




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
 
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I think I am pregnant
 
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Guess what I just did.
 
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Are we out of Beer?
 
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The reason I stopped you...
 
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