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The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language

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September 07, 2017, 12:55 AM
Nickelsig229
The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
I regret to inform you



First In Last Out
September 07, 2017, 05:49 AM
msfzoe
The rabbit died.
September 07, 2017, 11:14 AM
YooperSigs
Thread De-Rail:
My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
September 07, 2017, 11:21 AM
Leemur
Your brother is way better. Eek
September 07, 2017, 11:29 AM
MRMATT
"Luke, I AM your father."


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September 07, 2017, 11:52 AM
Wasabibill
quote:
Originally posted by ulsterman:
I think we are pregnant.


"What do you mean? 'We'"


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I'm filled with gratitude for the blessings I've received.
September 07, 2017, 01:26 PM
Lord Vaalic
We are going to reorganize



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
September 07, 2017, 01:34 PM
Lord Vaalic
We are bringing in consultants



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
September 09, 2017, 10:09 AM
Marcushoss
"Where were you last night?"

or the dreaded

"Who the Fuck is Charlene?"


Yeah, I used to have a couple of guns.
September 09, 2017, 12:30 PM
wolfe 21
quote:
Originally posted by YooperSigs:
Thread De-Rail:
My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


"Insufficient funds in your account"


A Perpetual Disappointment...
September 09, 2017, 02:09 PM
GaryBF
Take me to your leader.
September 09, 2017, 11:14 PM
billr
"While you are at it..."

Said by the contractor who did the first kitchen I had remodeled. Those were expensive words...



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When you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground.
September 10, 2017, 11:24 AM
LouieH
Wife: "You know what we need?"

Me in my head: "What's THIS gonna cost me?"
September 10, 2017, 11:28 AM
tacfoley
'We are letting you go...'

tac
September 12, 2017, 08:59 AM
joel9507
There's no reason to panic.
September 13, 2017, 10:12 AM
Expert308
quote:
Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.

quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.

Either one of those, definitely.
September 13, 2017, 01:00 PM
sigcrazy7
quote:
Originally posted by wolfe 21:
"Who gave LT the map?"


Ah ha hahah. BTDT.

Thanks for the reminder and the laugh.


Demand not that events should happen as you wish; but wish them to happen as they do happen, and you will go on well. -Epictetus
September 13, 2017, 06:56 PM
callibird
Dad, this is my boyfriend.


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But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
September 23, 2017, 12:00 PM
Crab Boy
What's in that SAFE!
September 23, 2017, 06:47 PM
JD83
You're a great guy but...

(let's just be friends).


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