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I regret to inform you




First In Last Out
 
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The rabbit died.
 
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My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


End of Earth: 2 Miles
Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
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Your brother is way better. Eek
 
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Fool for the City
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"Luke, I AM your father."


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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." George Washington.
 
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Originally posted by ulsterman:
I think we are pregnant.


"What do you mean? 'We'"


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We are going to reorganize


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- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
 
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We are bringing in consultants


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- "This town reminds me of something in the bible."
- "Which part?"
- "The part right before god gets angry"
 
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"Where were you last night?"

or the dreaded

"Who the Fuck is Charlene?"


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My ATM says my four favorite words:
"Please take your cash".


"Insufficient funds in your account"


A Perpetual Disappointment...
 
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That's just the
Flomax talking
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Take me to your leader.
 
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"While you are at it..."

Said by the contractor who did the first kitchen I had remodeled. Those were expensive words...



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When you rest your steak and your whiskey upon the table you have made, you feel pretty goddamn tall for keeping those treats off the ground.
 
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Wife: "You know what we need?"

Me in my head: "What's THIS gonna cost me?"
 
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'We are letting you go...'

tac
 
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Don't Panic
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There's no reason to panic.
 
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Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.

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Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.

Either one of those, definitely.
 
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Originally posted by wolfe 21:
"Who gave LT the map?"


Ah ha hahah. BTDT.

Thanks for the reminder and the laugh.



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Dad, this is my boyfriend.


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