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The Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
September 01, 2017, 09:35 PM
T-BohnThe Most Terrifying Five Words In The English Language
(thinking to my self)
That was not a fart...
September 01, 2017, 09:45 PM
oddball"Government; we're here to help"
"I’m not going to read Time Magazine, I’m not going to read Newsweek, I’m not going to read any of these magazines; I mean, because they have too much to lose by printing the truth"- Bob Dylan, 1965
September 01, 2017, 10:04 PM
tsmccullHold my beer. Watch this.
September 01, 2017, 10:10 PM
ulstermanI am from Internal Affairs.
September 01, 2017, 10:30 PM
ZSMICHAELWhat are you lookin at?{Said with emphasis sometimes followed by profanity}
September 01, 2017, 10:37 PM
Jim ShugartDid you put it in?
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
September 01, 2017, 10:47 PM
mrbill345quote:
Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.
and 5 more that when added make it even worse: "I am here to help."
“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly” September 01, 2017, 11:08 PM
SigJacketPediatric oncology? Right this way...
September 02, 2017, 12:35 AM
2000Z-71Driver's license and registration please...
My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball. September 02, 2017, 06:56 AM
V-TailThe test results are back.
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים September 02, 2017, 07:00 AM
cincinnatijimGo to the Principal's office.
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"Louis was furious with the sharks. He thought they had an understanding: The men would stay out of the sharks' turf - the water - and the sharks would stay off theirs - the raft...If the sharks were going to try to eat him, he was going to try to eat them." From Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand
September 02, 2017, 07:29 AM
Skins2881quote:
Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.
Or:
So, I have been thinking....
Jesse
Sic Semper Tyrannis September 02, 2017, 07:31 AM
vthoky"I know what I'm doing."
God bless America. September 02, 2017, 07:35 AM
Floyd D. BarberHold my beer, watch this.
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Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
September 02, 2017, 07:45 AM
mikeyspizzaDo you have a minute?
September 02, 2017, 07:51 AM
Patrick-SP2022Will the defendant please rise?
or
It burns when I pee.
September 02, 2017, 07:52 AM
braillediverquote:
Originally posted by tsmccull:
Hold my beer. Watch this.
The possibilities are endless.
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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
September 02, 2017, 09:28 AM
ulstermanI think we are pregnant.
September 02, 2017, 10:37 AM
erj_pilotFour (4) most dreaded words out of a woman's mouth:
"We have to talk"
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 September 02, 2017, 11:11 AM
msfzoeThe jury finds you guilty.