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(thinking to my self)

That was not a fart...
 
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Get Off My Lawn
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"Government; we're here to help"



"Did IQ's just drop sharply while I was away?"- Ellen Ripley, Aliens, 1986
 
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Hold my beer. Watch this.
 
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I am from Internal Affairs.
 
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What are you lookin at?{Said with emphasis sometimes followed by profanity}
 
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Drug Dealer
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Did you put it in?



When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth. - George Bernard Shaw
 
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I'm Different!
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Originally posted by DSgrouse:
I am from the government.
and 5 more that when added make it even worse: "I am here to help."



“Agnostic, gun owning, conservative, college educated hillbilly”
 
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Pediatric oncology? Right this way...


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No matter where you go, there you are
 
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Jack of All Trades,
Master of Nothing
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Driver's license and registration please...




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
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On the DL
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The test results are back.



A mind is a terrible thing.
 
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Loved those Texas
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Go to the Principal's office.


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Ammoholic
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Originally posted by refugee from california:
Honey, we need to talk.


Or:

So, I have been thinking....



Jesse

A couple SIGs and a few others
 
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"I know what I'm doing."



Support our troops, and our veterans.
Go Hokies!
New favorite quote from the golf course: "It's not the club, son."
 
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Unhyphenated American
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Hold my beer, watch this.


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It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice.
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Do you have a minute?
 
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Vagabond Dreamer
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Will the defendant please rise?

or

It burns when I pee.




Yeah, well sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
 
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Hold my beer. Watch this.

The possibilities are endless.


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The butcher with the sharpest knife has the warmest heart.
 
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I think we are pregnant.
 
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Four (4) most dreaded words out of a woman's mouth:

"We have to talk"



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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The jury finds you guilty.
 
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