Now that just tickled my funny bone!
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I went to a vending machine at work last week, paid my money, and out popped my wife - so to speak. Her name is not unusual, but the spelling, Kathryn, is. What are the odds?
Today, I pulled Mendoza. The baseball fans at work thought it was funny.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time, and it annoys the pig.
I wonder if they'd make one for the chick named Urine.
Pronounced U Ryne.
Originally posted by Psychobastard:
Well, we "gave them democracy"... not unlike giving a monkey a loaded gun.
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