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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level

This reply is so good I had to read it to my wife.

The Mrs.: "Humph. Very funny."

I think I picked the one at my correct tolerance level. Big Grin


And yes, the hotter the woman, the higher the tolerance. Right up to the point when you become the crazy one.
 
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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level


I usually find the crazy is inversely correlated with hotness. This girl was in the middle. I think she was not hot enough for the amount of crazy. So I'm better off anyhow.


That is what is called the no go zone.

STAY AWAY!!!!




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In fact, next time don't even acknowledge her unless she directly approaches you. Even then, if she's not buying you a drink, there isn't much to say.

Yes, to even entertain talking to her for more than a 3 second "hello", she needs to be handing you a beer. Just say "Hello, get me a <insert drink name> please".

She's not worth wasting your time on, the world is your oyster.


Exactly. Friday night after work I usually stop at my favorite place on the way home. It's relatively close to my house and I know the owners.
Weekend before, I met a girl and talked briefly to her. Insanely hot, full sleeve on her left arm and I could tell just a little off.
Eating and drinking a few nights ago and I didn't notice she walked in. She finally came over and said, "Hi Mike, we're you going to say hi to me and come over?"
She had glasses on and I honestly didn't recognize her for a second. "Hi Melanie."
She stood there for about 15 seconds and I got the vibe. One hand on her hip, one foot turned slightly sideways. Wait, I just met you last weekend and only talked to you for a few minutes.
Off she went and sat down at a table. Barmaid told me she kept turning around and looking at me. Didn't feel like doing crazy that night.
So yes Frayed, if you see her again, don't even acknowledge her.


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Not much has changed over the years.

While in High school, I went to an away football game about 10 miles from our school.

I had noticed one of the other schools cheerleaders during the game and said hi to her and smiled. She asked me to stay for the dance.

At the dance, I danced all the dances with her, fast and slow. I was getting pretty "chummy" with her, especially during the slow dances.
At one point she asked not to dance for one dance. I said sure and she excused herself and headed for the restroom.
She was gone a long time and I finally noticed her talking to another guy. She then came back and asked to dance again. I asked who that was and she said her steady boyfriend. WTF?

Evidently, he did not dance and she loved to dance. She then asked me to go with a group to eat. I asked if her boyfriend was going and she said why yes.
Yeah, lots of crazy women...I now have a non-crazy woman.


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Can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em .


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I'm not going to have a great time with this divorced thing am I?

Shit.




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LOL

Go see how many times "seems" is used in this thread.

Big Grin

Sometimes, I am the only one that gets me.

And then I sit up all night and laugh at me.

I need


And here I thought I was the only one...

I've been known to be walking from A to B at work and suddenly break out in the giggles because I thought of or remembered something that amused me. That little quirk has garnered me some exceedingly strange looks.
 
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Once or twice per year I'll get an inkling to go to a bar. After I am there for 20 minutes or so I am reminded of why I do not go to bars very often. There are some seriously fucked up people that go to bars...Both women and men. I just find the entire bar experience depressing.
 
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I'm not going to have a great time with this divorced thing am I?

Shit.


Quite the contrary, you can have a great time with it. If it doesn't kill you...it makes you stronger.

Seriously, I've been divorced 4 years and at age 45 I have some can't believe this shit stories. It's been a roller coaster and I haven't found the right combination of hot and crazy, but I haven't given up yet. Met some on internet dating, and some through chat apps.

It's true, men's value increases with age - keep in decent shape, keep a decent job, stay alive, no drugs, no criminal record, and you're more desirable. Think aged whisky.

For women, it's a lot rougher. Middle-aged, overweight, divorced, in debt, 3 kids, looking for Prince Charming with a nice paycheck to subsidize them? Sorry you should have figured out how to stay married...
 
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I'm not going to have a great time with this divorced thing am I?

Shit.


Quite the contrary, you can have a great time with it. If it doesn't kill you...it makes you stronger.

Seriously, I've been divorced 4 years and at age 45 I have some can't believe this shit stories. It's been a roller coaster and I haven't found the right combination of hot and crazy, but I haven't given up yet. Met some on internet dating, and some through chat apps.

It's true, men's value increases with age - keep in decent shape, keep a decent job, stay alive, no drugs, no criminal record, and you're more desirable. Think aged whisky.

For women, it's a lot rougher. Middle-aged, overweight, divorced, in debt, 3 kids, looking for Prince Charming with a nice paycheck to subsidize them? Sorry you should have figured out how to stay married...
^^^^
This to a T. Large majority are looking for a sugar daddy to pay for their chirrins from another man who wont pay for them.

No thanks, not remotely interested in that anymore.




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