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You are trying to figure it out? Just stop there is no figuring it out, it might cause brain damage trying.
 
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I can't help it. I will go to my grave trying to figure out women. Big Grin




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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level
 
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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level


I usually find the crazy is inversely correlated with hotness. This girl was in the middle. I think she was not hot enough for the amount of crazy. So I'm better off anyhow.




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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level


I usually find the crazy is inversely correlated with hotness. This girl was in the middle. I think she was not hot enough for the amount of crazy. So I'm better off anyhow.


Yes, a certain amount of crazy can be tolerated but there has to be hotness and a generally loose moral attitude to back it up, there is nothgin worse than a non hot crazy chick (many who of this species can be found wander various Walmarts)
 
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I can't help it. I will go to my grave trying to figure out women. Big Grin


Word of advice; Quit. Roll with the punches.
 
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She is a bar fly and in the "bar game". Do not persist. Run like she has syphillis. She is not only a bar fly, she has joined groups of bar flys, little clubs and such. I'd be so happy I'm not out any $ with that!



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Then she comes back and the fun starts. She tells me "Hey, so since you were on vacation I started seeing someone and he is on his way here."


That's when you say "Good, you're not really my type anyway"
 
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Well...at least she didn't smack you in the back of the head with a rolled up newspaper and have a friend named Susan Smile...

I think there's a matrix out there for this sorta stuff Big Grin


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Damn Brothers, you all don't know how happy I am to find it's not just me experiencing this stuff on a regular basis.


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OP that night was plan B.

She went to see if plan A was available.

If plan A turns out to be a jackass, she will return to plan B.

Don't walk away from her.......run.


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I can't help it. I will go to my grave trying to figure out women. Big Grin



It's a catch-22.

Trying to figure out women will send you to your grave early.



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Oh don't worry about me. I got the hell outta there, deleted her phone number, threw out her business card and moved on. She may see me at the bar again but I'll be better prepared to deal with her if she attempts to talk to me.


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That's when you say "Good, you're not really my type anyway"


See, this is what I mean by better prepared. I was caught so off guard that I was like a deer in the headlight. I almost said, "Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and their runnin' outta you!" Big Grin




These go to eleven.
 
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Damn Brothers, you all don't know how happy I am to find it's not just me experiencing this stuff on a regular basis.


I get it almost every weekend. It doesn't help that I go see live music most weekends and drink. There's a pack of women that follow every band I like. Some are cool and others are batshit crazy.
I generally try to avoid them all but sometimes it's fun. None of them have my cell number and I don't do social media. Fun is strictly practiced away from my house so they don't know where I live either.


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Honestly, that is the wrong response - you should have no emotional response to a woman like that.

In fact, next time don't even acknowledge her unless she directly approaches you. Even then, if she's not buying you a drink, there isn't much to say.

Yes, to even entertain talking to her for more than a 3 second "hello", she needs to be handing you a beer. Just say "Hello, get me a <insert drink name> please".

She's not worth wasting your time on, the world is your oyster.
 
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Honestly, that is the wrong response - you should have no emotional response to a woman like that.

In fact, next time don't even acknowledge her unless she directly approaches you. Even then, if she's not buying you a drink, there isn't much to say.

She's not worth wasting your time on, the world is your oyster.


Oh yeah, as I said, if she attempt to talk to me I'll have a better response and it will be completely void of emotion. If she buys me a drink I'll say Thanks in my best Steven Wright voice. Big Grin

But actually I think I won't see her. She goes only for Karaoke on Thursdays as far as I know. I've never seen her before and I'm fairly regular at this bar. The owner heard the entire thing and messaged me today about it (mentioning how messed up she was).

I'm actually going there tonight to see a band I like. I won't let a crazy stop me from going to my bar.




These go to eleven.
 
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Originally posted by frayedends:I won't let a crazy stop me from going to my bar.

Big Grin Right on!
 
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Women operate on a sliding scale that ranges from mildly disturbed to bat shit crazy, you just have to figure out your tolerance level

This reply is so good I had to read it to my wife.

The Mrs.: "Humph. Very funny."

I think I picked the one at my correct tolerance level. Big Grin


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Beware of the seemstress.

I usually get your stuff after a while (sometimes days). I know you did not mis-spell "seemstress". So I am missing the joke. Smile
 
 
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LOL

Go see how many times "seems" is used in this thread.

Big Grin

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And then I sit up all night and laugh at me.

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