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Okay I already knew da wimmins was crazy but...(update on page 3, she texted me again)

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November 27, 2017, 10:42 AM
Expert308
Okay I already knew da wimmins was crazy but...(update on page 3, she texted me again)
Be careful here. When you tell her "I want a picture of you to share with my invisible friends," she'll see it as a signal to set the hook and the trap will snap shut.
November 27, 2017, 07:53 PM
Sock Eating Golden
quote:
Originally posted by Expert308:
... and the trap will snap shut.





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November 28, 2017, 03:07 PM
irreverent
No need for cleav, but you have my permission.


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December 13, 2017, 01:18 PM
41
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


41
December 13, 2017, 01:19 PM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


Or, she killed him and sold his organs.


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December 13, 2017, 01:47 PM
soflaac
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


He's away on their honeymoon currently.


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December 13, 2017, 01:58 PM
ulsterman
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


Or, she killed him and sold his organs.


Probably the best guess.
December 13, 2017, 02:43 PM
CoolRich59
quote:
Originally posted by soflaac:
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


He's away on their honeymoon currently.

No. He's dead and she's on her honeymoon spending the money she got from selling his organs.


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December 13, 2017, 04:05 PM
jimmy123x
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


No. He's still chained up in the basement. She goes down there and whips him periodically throughout the day.
December 13, 2017, 06:46 PM
Jeff Yarchin
Big Grin
December 14, 2017, 01:44 PM
billr
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
quote:
Originally posted by 41:
No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


No. He's still chained up in the basement. She goes down there and whips him periodically throughout the day.


It's really hard to post when you're trying to work the zippers on a gimp suit...



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December 15, 2017, 05:29 PM
frayedends
She let me out of the cage long enough to update. I’m having fun. Organs intact. Liver is not worth anything. It smells of rum. Not married and not spending money.



These go to eleven.
December 15, 2017, 05:36 PM
btanchors
This thread is worthless without pics?
December 15, 2017, 06:58 PM
RichardC
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399934/


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December 15, 2017, 07:39 PM
frayedends
quote:
Originally posted by btanchors:
This thread is worthless without pics?


We are like 50. You don’t want pics.



These go to eleven.
December 16, 2017, 08:41 AM
btanchors
I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)
December 16, 2017, 09:41 AM
GWbiker
quote:
Originally posted by btanchors:
I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Yeah, but you gotta' see them in the morning, before they "put on their face" and push up bra..


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December 16, 2017, 02:20 PM
fatmanspencer
Pics or it didnt happen, as the young folks say


Used guns deserve a home too
December 16, 2017, 03:24 PM
IntrepidTraveler
quote:
Originally posted by GWbiker:
quote:
Originally posted by btanchors:
I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Yeah, but you gotta' see them in the morning, before they "put on their face" and push up bra..


At that age, more like "pull-up bra"....



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December 16, 2017, 03:29 PM
jimmy123x
quote:
Originally posted by btanchors:
I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Here ya go http://www.sunsportgardens.com/

Perhaps you need to take a vacation there!!!!!!!!!

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