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Be careful here. When you tell her "I want a picture of you to share with my invisible friends," she'll see it as a signal to set the hook and the trap will snap shut.
 
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... and the trap will snap shut.




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No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek



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Or, she killed him and sold his organs.


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No more postings so he must have got married?? Eek


He's away on their honeymoon currently.



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Or, she killed him and sold his organs.


Probably the best guess.
 
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He's away on their honeymoon currently.

No. He's dead and she's on her honeymoon spending the money she got from selling his organs.


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No. He's still chained up in the basement. She goes down there and whips him periodically throughout the day.
 
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No. He's still chained up in the basement. She goes down there and whips him periodically throughout the day.


It's really hard to post when you're trying to work the zippers on a gimp suit...



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She let me out of the cage long enough to update. I’m having fun. Organs intact. Liver is not worth anything. It smells of rum. Not married and not spending money.




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This thread is worthless without pics?
 
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0399934/


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We are like 50. You don’t want pics.




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I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)
 
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I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Yeah, but you gotta' see them in the morning, before they "put on their face" and push up bra..


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Pics or it didnt happen, as the young folks say


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I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Yeah, but you gotta' see them in the morning, before they "put on their face" and push up bra..


At that age, more like "pull-up bra"....




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I'm pushing 60. Anyone 55 or under looks hot to me! :-)


Here ya go http://www.sunsportgardens.com/

Perhaps you need to take a vacation there!!!!!!!!!

DISCLAIMER- anyone under 50, DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK
 
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