Okay I already knew da wimmins was crazy but...(update on page 3, she texted me again)

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November 23, 2017, 11:09 AM

Skins2881

Okay I already knew da wimmins was crazy but...(update on page 3, she texted me again)

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Originally posted by GWbiker:
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Originally posted by frayedends:
Things are still good. Kidneys intact. Been seeing her a lot over the past week.

All your CC/DC still in your possession, check book, too? All checks? Has she asked you for money to pay off her debts?

Your Computers/TV/Stereo gear still around?

Some people tell me that I have a low opinion of women.

I tell them, I have not met all women.

What about your remote control and old skateboard?

November 23, 2017, 11:43 AM

sigmonkey

all your balls are belong to her.

November 23, 2017, 06:39 PM

sourdough44

I'm in the camp of ride it for a while & not worry about the rest. After all, with much of this we are just making memories anyway.

Think of it as one of those movies where the aliens are about to take over. Don't think past next week, enjoy.

November 23, 2017, 11:16 PM

sigmonkey

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Originally posted by sourdough44:...
Think of it as one of those movies where the aliens are about to take over. Don't think past next week, enjoy.

November 24, 2017, 08:12 AM

frayedends

So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

November 24, 2017, 03:52 PM

ulsterman

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:...
... Went out with her last night.

Yep

November 24, 2017, 04:12 PM

jehzsa

Does she look like this?

November 24, 2017, 04:50 PM

Skins2881

quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

November 25, 2017, 09:04 AM

frayedends

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

November 25, 2017, 09:20 AM

ulsterman

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Originally posted by frayedends:
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Originally posted by Skins2881:
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Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Has to get the Rohypnol in you some way.

November 25, 2017, 09:32 AM

Skins2881

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Originally posted by frayedends:
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Originally posted by Skins2881:
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Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Wrong organ, liver is affected by drinking. If she insists you stop drinking and mentions her appointments with hepatologist, get real scared.

November 25, 2017, 11:31 AM

frayedends

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Originally posted by Skins2881:
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Originally posted by frayedends:
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Originally posted by Skins2881:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
So apparently I don't need to worry about my credit cards and stuff. Turns out she makes significantly more than I. Significantly. This is getting interesting.

Oh and even if she asked me for money that would not happen. Even if I was gullible, I'm broke. I'm divorced. Got rid of most credit. I have like $180 in the checking account.

So it's settled then.... She needs a kidney, not cash.

I don't know. We go out for drinks quite often. If she wanted the kidney wouldn't she have me avoid booze to keep it in good shape?

Wrong organ, liver is affected by drinking. If she insists you stop drinking and mentions her appointments with hepatologist, get real scared.

Maybe I need a liver. I played hard to get so she isn't suspicious.

November 25, 2017, 01:28 PM

2BobTanner

This has got to be one of the most interesting and entertaining "Dr Phil-Ask Ann Landers/Dear Abby-Dear Penthouse" threads in a long time.

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November 25, 2017, 05:13 PM

gw3971

November 26, 2017, 10:31 AM

amhaynie

I think at this point we are gonna need photographic evidence of this mystery rich woman . . .

November 26, 2017, 06:37 PM

frayedends

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Originally posted by amhaynie:
I think at this point we are gonna need photographic evidence of this mystery rich woman . . .

Rich may be overstating it. But she certainly doesn't need money from me. I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

November 26, 2017, 06:41 PM

sigmonkey

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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

November 26, 2017, 06:47 PM

CoolRich59

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

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November 26, 2017, 06:57 PM

SevenPlusOne

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Originally posted by CoolRich59:
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

Yeah man, this entire thread and no "is she hot?".
You'll seriously date a woman that won't go to Slayer?

November 26, 2017, 07:13 PM

GWbiker

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Originally posted by CoolRich59:
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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
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Originally posted by frayedends:... I try not to post pics on the inter webs without permission.

OK. You can post the pics.

You have my permission too.

Mine, too. Revealing cleave is a plus.