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Teenagers who end up puking in the ER on prom night should probably be less concerned with what their mothers will do as they should with what the fathers of their dates will do when they find out what happened.

Also, I can only imagine the morning after comments.

"Dude, did you get any?"

"Naw bro, I just had a nurse shove a rubber tube up my into my junk."




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
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"Naw bro, I just had a nurse shove a rubber tube up my into my junk."


Dude... Sweet! Third base!

*high five*
 
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NG tubes were often needed too.



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I infer that the teenager mentioned drank way too much alcohol with encouragement from her soon-to-be late prom date. Does the father of the teenager seek assistance in discrete waste recycling?
 
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Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


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Was she held down and beer bonged? Free will comes with responsibility and consequences.

These days a lot of high school girls are more out of control than the boys.





"Where MY free shit?!"

What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???



 
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Was she held down and beer bonged? Free will comes with responsibility and consequences.

These days a lot of high school girls are more out of control than the boys.


That was true back when I was in high school. That was why it was called HIGH school.



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Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


Slabside45, where are you located? If I said I lived across from the shed would you know where that is?
 
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Yes, we all know about all the drinking done like this especially on prom night and yet I had a kid, who I did not know except that he went to the same school as my kids, who were long graduated, ask me if he could drive my Tbird to prom????
Like hell yes, and if it is not wrecked return it the next day after you clean all the vomit out.


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Ever since my daughter turned 15, I remind her male friends that her coming-of-age is the reason I keep a Rottweiler and a 12 gauge at the front door. After the blood begins to flow back into his face, I say "Just kidding - I don't own a Rottweiler"
 
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Hey, we live near each other and my daughter's promo was Friday night!!!!

I do know she was not in your ER and instead of dealing with guys and the pressure of a "prom date" she chose to go with a group of girls and had a great time.

She did comment about many kids at the promo appear pretty drunk and acting stupid but the chaperones/admin did nothing, instead they spent their time shaming girls for too much skin showing
 
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Some o' them crab beds down Pascagoula way will chew up a body and spit out the bones in a coupla days. I hear.


Slabside45, where are you located? If I said I lived across from the shed would you know where that is?


If you mean the bbq joint, I know it. I live up near Memphis now, but have lived all over the Magnolia state at different times.


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