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| Isn't it quite cold up there? Maybe he was just trying to keep warm. 
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| Pretty much since we de-institutionalized the lunatics, I think. That was a huge mistake. -Rob
I predict that there will be many suggestions and statements about the law made here, and some of them will be spectacularly wrong. - jhe888
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| quote: Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
So in what parallel universe did it become socially acceptable for patients to shit themselves out of protest?
Jump on their bed and wipe their ass with an angle grinder, all the time shouting "What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will!!!"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! |
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| I like dropping a good load, but hate shitting myself. |
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| What was he/she protesting? I would let them wallow in their own shit, until it was a dry crust on them. Shit in protest, I won’t clean in protest.
quote: Originally posted by parabellum: You must have your pants custom tailored to fit your massive balls.
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| The old shit yourself protest...popular with imbeciles and alcoholics. |
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| quote: Originally posted by Beancooker:
What was he/she protesting?
I would let them wallow in their own shit, until it was a dry crust on them. Shit in protest, I won’t clean in protest.
Coffee. "I want coffee!" "I'm sorry I cannot give you any coffee right now." "Yes, you can, you're lying!" "You're right I can but, you're septic, your heart rate is above 130 and your blood pressure is circling the drain, I'm not adding caffeine to that mix." "I'm a grown woman, I can put whatever I want in my body!" "Including meth." "Fuck you! I just shit myself!" "I'll disconnect your IV for a few minutes so you can clean yourself. There's a package of wet wipes on the counter and a trashcan in the corner."
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| I would think a few CC's of Haldol would do the trick, eh?
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 |
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| quote: Originally posted by Marlin Fan:
I like dropping a good load, but hate shitting myself.
We shall remember that for the future decisions we make. |
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| Run their butt out to the decon room and hose them down. Hand them one of those dinky towels from housekeeping. Tell them they can come back in when the are dry. There are the gown and flip flops. Help yourself. |
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| quote: Originally posted by 2000Z-71:
So in what parallel universe did it become socially acceptable for patients to shit themselves out of protest?
Since EMTALA came and prevented hospitals from just humming them out the door onto their faces.
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