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Jack of All Trades,
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So in what parallel universe did it become socially acceptable for patients to shit themselves out of protest?




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
Posts: 10982 | Location: Anchorage, AK | Registered: September 12, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Isn't it quite cold up there? Maybe he was just trying to keep warm. Red Face




The Enemy's gate is down.
 
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Pretty much since we de-institutionalized the lunatics, I think.

That was a huge mistake.

-Rob




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So in what parallel universe did it become socially acceptable for patients to shit themselves out of protest?


Jump on their bed and wipe their ass with an angle grinder, all the time shouting "What medicines do not heal, the lance will; what the lance does not heal, fire will!!!"




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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Working in behavioral health I’ve had them pee and poop on themselves, fake seizures, threaten to assault people, ACTUALLY assault people, and use just about every other tactic of stupidity in order to get what they want. It’s only getting worse with the entitled generation.
 
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DAMN! WTF is wrong with these "patients"? Assholes!
 
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I like dropping a good load, but hate shitting myself.
 
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What was he/she protesting?

I would let them wallow in their own shit, until it was a dry crust on them. Shit in protest, I won’t clean in protest.




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now I see that you're about as bright as a black hole, and twice as dense. Good lord.
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Posts: 1636 | Location: Staring down at you with disdain, from the spooky mountaintop castle.  | Registered: November 20, 2010Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Lock 'em in a closet with no ventilation. Big Grin



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The old shit yourself protest...popular with imbeciles and alcoholics.
 
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Jack of All Trades,
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What was he/she protesting?

I would let them wallow in their own shit, until it was a dry crust on them. Shit in protest, I won’t clean in protest.

Coffee.

"I want coffee!"

"I'm sorry I cannot give you any coffee right now."

"Yes, you can, you're lying!"

"You're right I can but, you're septic, your heart rate is above 130 and your blood pressure is circling the drain, I'm not adding caffeine to that mix."

"I'm a grown woman, I can put whatever I want in my body!"

"Including meth."

"Fuck you! I just shit myself!"

"I'll disconnect your IV for a few minutes so you can clean yourself. There's a package of wet wipes on the counter and a trashcan in the corner."




My daughter can deflate your daughter's soccer ball.
 
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ER staff get to be in on all the fun Big Grin. Just be happy she didn't eat it, smear it all over herself, then fight with you. That's what our last one did. And the one before that was far worse, but I won't go into that on here...it wouldn't be polite.

I'm with BurtonRW on institutionalization. Not all crazy people need locked up, but there are plenty of them that do...and far too many of them that do aren't.
 
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I would think a few CC's of Haldol would do the trick, eh?



"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne

"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
 
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His diet consists of black
coffee, and sarcasm.
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Not what you signed up for, is it? Roll Eyes

I'm always polite to medical personnel. They have too many things they can stick me with or drugs they can give me. Similarly, I'm polite to my hair stylist because he or she is always holding scissors close to my face.
 
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I like dropping a good load, but hate shitting myself.


We shall remember that for the future decisions we make.




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Posts: 21690 | Location: Czechtown,Minnesota | Registered: October 17, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Run their butt out to the decon room and hose them down. Hand them one of those dinky towels from housekeeping. Tell them they can come back in when the are dry. There are the gown and flip flops. Help yourself.
 
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In the yahd, not too
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So in what parallel universe did it become socially acceptable for patients to shit themselves out of protest?


Since EMTALA came and prevented hospitals from just humming them out the door onto their faces.




 
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